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Old 08-26-2015, 02:16 PM   #20661 (permalink)
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So, this wonderful cake I made right... Was perfect five ****ing minutes ago. Now my tities are covered in icing and I have no way to get this off me.

Incase you were wondering Im not a jack ass, someone rried to hot me in the crosswalk.
What kinda cake?
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:26 PM   #20662 (permalink)
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What kinda cake?
Who the **** cares??
Oh, and I should also say I'm glad you're ok Roxy.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:26 PM   #20663 (permalink)
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I do. I love cake.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:27 PM   #20664 (permalink)
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And I love titties.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:33 PM   #20665 (permalink)
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Haha.
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Old 08-26-2015, 04:57 PM   #20666 (permalink)
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I have a very tickly cough and watery eyes and blocked nose. This happens every year when we go into autumn. Chest infection as well.

I can't sleep. Just fuck off you twat.
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Old 08-26-2015, 06:35 PM   #20667 (permalink)
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Dunking your biscuit in your cup of tea and the bloody biscuit breaks off. Then you have retrieve the soggy biscuit from the scolding tea, burning your fingers in the process. I hate life!
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Old 08-26-2015, 06:38 PM   #20668 (permalink)
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I have a very tickly cough and watery eyes and blocked nose. This happens every year when we go into autumn. Chest infection as well.

I can't sleep. Just fuck off you twat.
Hayfever perhaps? Try an antihistimine (sp?)....
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Dunking your biscuit in your cup of tea and the bloody biscuit breaks off. Then you have retrieve the soggy biscuit from the scolding tea, burning your fingers in the process. I hate life!
Oh they have this great invention now, saves your fingers no end!


Also, why does your tea scold you? Surely you should scold it, for being so hot...
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Old 08-26-2015, 06:52 PM   #20669 (permalink)
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Dunking your biscuit in your cup of tea and the bloody biscuit breaks off. Then you have retrieve the soggy biscuit from the scolding tea, burning your fingers in the process. I hate life!
What's wrong with a soggy biscuit? I think they have a nice tang.
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Hayfever perhaps? Try an antihistimine (sp?)....
Is that a thing at this time of the year?

I have asthma if that makes a difference.
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