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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 08-23-2015, 06:44 AM   #20641 (permalink)
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Bitch....burn our flag and Imma feed you yer boxers.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-23-2015, 10:37 AM   #20642 (permalink)
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Bitch....burn our flag and Imma feed you yer boxers.
He'd probably enjoy that too much.
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Old 08-23-2015, 06:38 PM   #20643 (permalink)
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Your more than likely correct.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-24-2015, 06:56 PM   #20644 (permalink)
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My last.fm chart in my signature hasn't updated in a week. What's up with that?
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Old 08-25-2015, 03:30 PM   #20645 (permalink)
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So I logged into Twitter today for the first time in forever and found that I had a whole bunch of new followers, but when I went to look at who they were they were all obviously spam sex bots. It then dawned on me that if I could go back in time by just 10 years and tell my 17 year old self that in a decade I'd be followed around by sex bots my eyes would light up and I'd go to bed just to make it happen soon.

How did we make sex bots boring?
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Old 08-25-2015, 03:35 PM   #20646 (permalink)
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So I logged into Twitter today for the first time in forever and found that I had a whole bunch of new followers, but when I went to look at who they were they were all obviously spam sex bots. It then dawned on me that if I could go back in time by just 10 years and tell my 17 year old self that in a decade I'd be followed around by sex bots my eyes would light up and I'd go to bed just to make it happen soon.

How did we make sex bots boring?
You should make some casual conversation.

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Old 08-25-2015, 03:39 PM   #20647 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2015, 07:44 PM   #20648 (permalink)
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I know we have an El Nino on the horizon and I'm gonna regret bitching about this, but why is it when we get rain in SoCal it's just enough to not do **** for the dying grass, but make the rest of the afternoon muggy as hell once the sun comes back out?
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Old 08-25-2015, 08:38 PM   #20649 (permalink)
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I'm at my friend's house right now. The dumbass doesn't have a/c. It's muggy as ****. Give me dryness or give me death. ****. At least nothing happens after death and idgaf.
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Old 08-25-2015, 08:43 PM   #20650 (permalink)
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why the hell are you on mb at your friends. socialize you dork

and because of the BC forest fires going on right now the whole city is boggy as hell. can feel my lungs fill with tree dust after a few seconds of being outside. thanks a lot bc you pricks
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