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Old 08-07-2015, 11:45 PM   #20471 (permalink)
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Who cares my spoon is in my ****ing cereal .
was the bowl really big or the spoon really small that's important info

also what kind of cereal
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Old 08-08-2015, 06:35 AM   #20472 (permalink)
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was the bowl really big or the spoon really small that's important info

also what kind of cereal
Maybe it's like Roxy in Wonderland, and if she reaches in she might end up falling into the bowl, then swimming across the milk, fighting off flakes and currants and whatever on the way, finally making it (gasping "I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS ****!") to the spoon. Hauling herself aboard, she sits in the bowl of the spoon and tries to paddle across to the (now very distant) edge of the cereal bowl and make it back to the top of the table, wondering then how she will get down from what is now a huge drop? But first things first; where did that cat come from?????
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Old 08-08-2015, 12:51 PM   #20473 (permalink)
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Maybe it's like Roxy in Wonderland, and if she reaches in she might end up falling into the bowl, then swimming across the milk, fighting off flakes and currants and whatever on the way, finally making it (gasping "I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS ****!") to the spoon. Hauling herself aboard, she sits in the bowl of the spoon and tries to paddle across to the (now very distant) edge of the cereal bowl and make it back to the top of the table, wondering then how she will get down from what is now a huge drop? But first things first; where did that cat come from?????

If this is your subtle, dad joke way of implying that Roxy was high when she made that post, then I'm with you 100%.
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Old 08-08-2015, 01:29 PM   #20474 (permalink)
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If this is your subtle, dad joke way of implying that Roxy was high when she made that post, then I'm with you 100%.
Ding ding ding!
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Old 08-08-2015, 02:01 PM   #20475 (permalink)
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Stop talking about me like Im not logged in.
I was sober too motha****as.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-08-2015, 02:02 PM   #20476 (permalink)
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@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.
And big tupperware container and a tea spoon.
Dishwasher was running.
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Old 08-08-2015, 02:06 PM   #20477 (permalink)
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I was stocking corn yesterday and heard one customer complaining to another.

"Don't buy that corn. Last time I got it, it was soo tough I couldn't eat it".

Another corn customer

"I don't like this corn, it has big kernals. I only like the corn with small kernals"

This corn is grown on a farm a couple towns over, fresh as can be, new shipments everyday, and we throw out all the bad ones. They still find something wrong with it. These are the people who get to vote on who runs our country, I can't help but laugh.
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Old 08-08-2015, 02:12 PM   #20478 (permalink)
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A truly damning condemnation of the American political system.
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@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.
And big tupperware container and a tea spoon.
Dishwasher was running.
How did you get out of that bowl and escape the pet cat? Enquiring minds want to know...
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Old 08-08-2015, 02:54 PM   #20480 (permalink)
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@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.
unanimous best cereal of all times thank you
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