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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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08-08-2015, 06:35 AM | #20472 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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Maybe it's like Roxy in Wonderland, and if she reaches in she might end up falling into the bowl, then swimming across the milk, fighting off flakes and currants and whatever on the way, finally making it (gasping "I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS ****!") to the spoon. Hauling herself aboard, she sits in the bowl of the spoon and tries to paddle across to the (now very distant) edge of the cereal bowl and make it back to the top of the table, wondering then how she will get down from what is now a huge drop? But first things first; where did that cat come from?????
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08-08-2015, 12:51 PM | #20473 (permalink) | ||
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If this is your subtle, dad joke way of implying that Roxy was high when she made that post, then I'm with you 100%.
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08-08-2015, 02:01 PM | #20475 (permalink) | ||
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Stop talking about me like Im not logged in.
I was sober too motha****as.
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08-08-2015, 02:02 PM | #20476 (permalink) | ||
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@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.
And big tupperware container and a tea spoon. Dishwasher was running.
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08-08-2015, 02:06 PM | #20477 (permalink) |
Fck Ths Thngs
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I was stocking corn yesterday and heard one customer complaining to another.
"Don't buy that corn. Last time I got it, it was soo tough I couldn't eat it". Another corn customer "I don't like this corn, it has big kernals. I only like the corn with small kernals" This corn is grown on a farm a couple towns over, fresh as can be, new shipments everyday, and we throw out all the bad ones. They still find something wrong with it. These are the people who get to vote on who runs our country, I can't help but laugh. |
08-08-2015, 02:12 PM | #20478 (permalink) | |
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A truly damning condemnation of the American political system.
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