Music Banter

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   The Lounge (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/)
-   -   The Bitch Box (https://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/28466-bitch-box.html)

Ninetales 08-07-2015 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1623094)
Who cares my spoon is in my ****ing cereal .

was the bowl really big or the spoon really small that's important info

also what kind of cereal

Trollheart 08-08-2015 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1623339)
was the bowl really big or the spoon really small that's important info

also what kind of cereal

Maybe it's like Roxy in Wonderland, and if she reaches in she might end up falling into the bowl, then swimming across the milk, fighting off flakes and currants and whatever on the way, finally making it (gasping "I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS ****!") to the spoon. Hauling herself aboard, she sits in the bowl of the spoon and tries to paddle across to the (now very distant) edge of the cereal bowl and make it back to the top of the table, wondering then how she will get down from what is now a huge drop? But first things first; where did that cat come from????? :yikes:

The Batlord 08-08-2015 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1623370)
Maybe it's like Roxy in Wonderland, and if she reaches in she might end up falling into the bowl, then swimming across the milk, fighting off flakes and currants and whatever on the way, finally making it (gasping "I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS ****!") to the spoon. Hauling herself aboard, she sits in the bowl of the spoon and tries to paddle across to the (now very distant) edge of the cereal bowl and make it back to the top of the table, wondering then how she will get down from what is now a huge drop? But first things first; where did that cat come from????? :yikes:


If this is your subtle, dad joke way of implying that Roxy was high when she made that post, then I'm with you 100%.

Trollheart 08-08-2015 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1623406)
If this is your subtle, dad joke way of implying that Roxy was high when she made that post, then I'm with you 100%.

Ding ding ding!

RoxyRollah 08-08-2015 01:01 PM

Stop talking about me like Im not logged in.
I was sober too motha****as.

RoxyRollah 08-08-2015 01:02 PM

@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.
And big tupperware container and a tea spoon.
Dishwasher was running.

DwnWthVwls 08-08-2015 01:06 PM

I was stocking corn yesterday and heard one customer complaining to another.

"Don't buy that corn. Last time I got it, it was soo tough I couldn't eat it".

Another corn customer

"I don't like this corn, it has big kernals. I only like the corn with small kernals"

This corn is grown on a farm a couple towns over, fresh as can be, new shipments everyday, and we throw out all the bad ones. They still find something wrong with it. These are the people who get to vote on who runs our country, I can't help but laugh.

The Batlord 08-08-2015 01:12 PM

A truly damning condemnation of the American political system.

Trollheart 08-08-2015 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1623430)
@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.
And big tupperware container and a tea spoon.
Dishwasher was running.

How did you get out of that bowl and escape the pet cat? Enquiring minds want to know...

Ninetales 08-08-2015 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1623430)
@ Ninetails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch or gtfo.

unanimous best cereal of all times thank you


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:30 AM.


© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.