The Bitch Box

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 08-06-2015, 05:13 PM

to be fair to chula's broad, my money says that he probably deserved it

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Originally Posted by fiddler

There's a difference between consensual sparring (which the definition of sparring does say going through the motions without landing heavy blows for the purpose of training) and assaulting/abusing someone else. The difference being that in sparring it's for training and assaulting/abusing the purpose is to cause bodily harm.

So much for your theory.

people who spar still 'hit' each other

so much for your theory.

Mr. Charlie · 08-06-2015, 05:18 PM

fiddler · 08-06-2015, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

to be fair to chula's broad, my money says that he probably deserved it people who spar still 'hit' each other

so much for your theory.

Right, but they are not full hits with the full intensity. And again, sparring is consensual and with the intent of training. Assault is with the intent to cause bodily harm. There's a slight difference.

So much for your counter-theory.

FRED HALE SR. · 08-06-2015, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

Right, but they are not full hits with the full intensity. And again, sparring is consensual and with the intent of training. Assault is with the intent to cause bodily harm. There's a slight difference.

So much for your counter-theory.

I think we are gonna need a burn suit and some aloe vera up in here. Nah not really.

Aux-In · 08-06-2015, 05:54 PM

All this talk of chicks hitting you, throwing cookers at you, falsely accusing you and getting you sent to jail...yeah, I think I'll just stick to girls who give me the pouting/silent treatment for days on end.

Maybe someone can change after several years out of nowhere, but if a girl was violent with me, it would be tootles for our relationship.

Chula Vista · 08-06-2015, 06:02 PM

To put things in perspective, me and my "broad" have been together for close to 13,000 days and she's maybe whacked me 3 times total, and each time it was while we were both trashed. Never hurt, or drew blood or anything. More comical than anything.

**Frownland** · 08-06-2015, 06:14 PM

I only hit women if they're into that sort of thing.

YorkeDaddy · 08-06-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by frownland

i only hit women if they're into that sort of thing.

;D

lol

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 08-06-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by fiddler

Right, but they are not full hits with the full intensity. And again, sparring is consensual and with the intent of training. Assault is with the intent to cause bodily harm. There's a slight difference.

So much for your counter-theory.

my counter theory was based solely in semantics, and those "not full hits with the full intensity" are still, nonetheless, hits.

so you lose, son.

but if you like, we can say they are both boxers, who compete in the same weight class, and are competing for the heavyweight championship of the world. in which case they are both going to be hitting with the full intensity.

but even then you might say "but, mr booth, it's still consensual."

so then we might say that this particular couple also decides to resolve their domestic disputes using full-intensity consensual hand-to-hand combat.

check and mate, son.

fiddler · 08-06-2015, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

my counter theory was based solely in semantics, and those "not full hits with the full intensity" are still, nonetheless, hits.

so you lose, son.

but if you like, we can say they are both boxers, who compete in the same weight class, and are competing for the heavyweight championship of the world. in which case they are both going to be hitting with the full intensity.

but even then you might say "but, mr booth, it's still consensual."

so then we might say that this particular couple also decides to resolve their domestic disputes using full-intensity consensual hand-to-hand combat.

check and mate, son.

Then both parties have agreed to the fight, and is not abuse. They can both still be charged with assault, however. Moreover to the point, what does them being gay have to do with anything? And you have only served to defeat your own purpose to the conversation. The conversation at hand deals with when one attacks the other, not when they are sparring. Thusly, your contribution talking about them engaging in a fight/spar between them to settle their differences is a mute point.

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