The Bitch Box

The Batlord · 07-01-2015, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Its too ****ing early to be blasting John Meyer next door.
I ****ing hate my neighbour.He was cool when he wasn't single lonely and desperately trying to be cool.
Hes Canadian too so there is no sense of humour and southern manners are an alien concept.
BITCH ITS 7:55 IN THE MORNING AND I CAN HEAR YOUR ****TY MUSIC THROUGH FIREWALLS.
WHEN YOU GO TO GET ON YOUR HARLEY OR DRIVE YOUR CAR, THE ONE YOU DOUBLE PARK CHECK TO SEE IF YOU HAVE 3 FLATS OR ONE .You dumb motha****a.

At least you're not my neighbors. I might have headphones now, but for about a year it was this on busted but loud as **** speakers...

@9:00 am

Plankton · 07-01-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

At least you're not my neighbors. I might have headphones now, but for about a year it was this on busted but loud as **** speakers...

@9:00 am

Oh hell yeah. Food for the 1500 watt beast in my SUV. Not only will my immediate neighbors be flipping me off, but the entire neighborhood will likely petition to have my stereo confiscated.

The Batlord · 07-01-2015, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Oh hell yeah. Food for the 1500 watt beast in my SUV. Not only will my immediate neighbors be flipping me off, but the entire neighborhood will likely petition to have my stereo confiscated.

Since when do you listen to grindcore? Have some more...

Plankton · 07-01-2015, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Since when do you listen to grindcore? Have some more...

Since I became jaded and bitter. I only listen to it to piss people off. Gonna crank this one up for the xGF tonight when I go over to get drunk with her and her sister. I might suggest it for Karaoke, since they're into that.

The Batlord · 07-01-2015, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Since I became jaded and bitter. I only listen to it to piss people off. Gonna crank this one up for the xGF tonight when I go over to get drunk with her and her sister. I might suggest it for Karaoke, since they're into that.

Well if you just wanna piss people off, then check out Torsofuck. They're terrible, but offensive on several levels. Make sure your neighbors' children are playing outside when you crank this.

Plankton · 07-01-2015, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Well if you just wanna piss people off, then check out Torsofuck. They're terrible, but offensive on several levels. Make sure your neighbors' children are playing outside when you crank this.

I went to HS with my immediate neighbor to the west, and I've raced his kid around the neighborhood on dirt bikes (I won and got all up in his face about it, kind of like the Walking Dead meme). This should go over really well.

**Frownland** · 07-01-2015, 10:52 AM

Might as well throw on some Anal Cunt while you're at it.

The Batlord · 07-01-2015, 11:00 AM

And then throw 'em for a loop with this.

Plankton · 07-01-2015, 11:03 AM

Trollheart · 07-01-2015, 11:22 AM

Then throw in Children of Bodom's cover version...

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