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Old 06-26-2015, 11:58 AM   #20031 (permalink)
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Can't say that I'm surprised though, jazz seems to be a magnet for crazy mystics.
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Old 06-26-2015, 02:04 PM   #20032 (permalink)
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Yeah. He once broke up his band when someone (can't remember who) left the church.
In the interview I mentioned Henderson hilariously detailed how he kept his groupie dalliances secret from Chick. Damn, I wish I could find it. It's piss your pants funny.
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Old 06-26-2015, 02:59 PM   #20033 (permalink)
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Wait, so do they do spiritual **** about Scientology? Like, sci fi hymns?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-27-2015, 06:33 AM   #20034 (permalink)
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6.5/10 on the Dad Joke scale. Probably the highest one has ever achieved.

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Pi and Richard Parker.
I don't get it
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Old 06-27-2015, 02:09 PM   #20035 (permalink)
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Motherfucking shit. Warby Parker sent me the wrong goddamn glasses. I was so fucking excited when I got an email saying they were in my lobby. I ran downstairs. I ran upstairs. WRONG FUCKING GLASSES. The disappointment level right now is very high. I was so happy I'd have new glasses for my best friends engagement party tomorrow.

FUCK.
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Old 06-27-2015, 02:13 PM   #20036 (permalink)
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How do people who need glasses pick out glasses?

I blame blindness.
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Old 06-27-2015, 02:25 PM   #20037 (permalink)
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How do people who need glasses pick out glasses?

I blame blindness.
I have glasses. They're just old and I don't like them any more.

I'm so bummed out right now. There might as well been a f*cking turd in the box when I opened it. I had a smile on my face like a five year old opening up what he KNOWS is a new G.I. Joe action figure. It's what he wanted; what he f*cking dreamed of having...and it's a turd. A big f*cking Warby Parker turd.

So bummed.
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Old 06-27-2015, 02:51 PM   #20038 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2015, 05:02 PM   #20039 (permalink)
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I have glasses. They're just old and I don't like them any more.

I'm so bummed out right now. There might as well been a f*cking turd in the box when I opened it. I had a smile on my face like a five year old opening up what he KNOWS is a new G.I. Joe action figure. It's what he wanted; what he f*cking dreamed of having...and it's a turd. A big f*cking Warby Parker turd.

So bummed.
Don't worry, I'm sure your gut will distract from your ugly pair of glasses.
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Old 06-27-2015, 06:13 PM   #20040 (permalink)
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Damn, missed the opportunity to do something metal with my 666th post.
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