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Old 06-23-2015, 09:55 AM   #19981 (permalink)
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Question the oracle...^
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Old 06-23-2015, 09:57 AM   #19982 (permalink)
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Wait, Plankton's name is in blue and Janzoon's isn't?? what the hell happened here?
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Old 06-23-2015, 09:58 AM   #19983 (permalink)
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Dear Ori,

Why is it that sometimes after a mega-shit, you'll feel like you have to take another one an hour later, only for it to be pretty much nothing?

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Poopless in Virginia
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Old 06-23-2015, 10:53 AM   #19984 (permalink)
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Dear Poopless ,

Stock up on ancient grains, and anything unleavened .

Cut back on onions to help your breath and get a job to improve your love life.
It is decidedly so.
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:12 AM   #19985 (permalink)
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Dear oracle,

I think im super awesome but ppl around me don't seem to notice it, what can i do to make them see that?
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:27 AM   #19986 (permalink)
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I swear I will never eat White Castle before going to bed ever again.

When will it stop. Please, make it stop.
Well if you will go eating a whole building, Godzilla, what do you expect?
Actually, I think Fretzilla may be your new name.
Um. Your Excellency. Of course. Your Imperial Modship.
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:34 AM   #19987 (permalink)
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Oh, go on...
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:39 AM   #19988 (permalink)
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I think im super awesome but ppl around me don't seem to notice it, what can i do to make them see that?

Dear Mr Awesome Sauce,

Try spicing up your wardrobe with fine silks, and fabulous furs.As of late you have the wardrobe of peasent. Reflect your inner pazazz for all to see.

This is my decree.
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:45 AM   #19989 (permalink)
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That makes sense, Thank you Oracle!
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Old 06-23-2015, 11:48 AM   #19990 (permalink)
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You are Putero Rico's favorite son.
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