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Old 06-17-2015, 07:15 AM   #19871 (permalink)
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so, a girlfriend of mine gave me some lotion .......
Now I know why she gave it to me, we will be having some words. I smell like patchouli..
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Old 06-17-2015, 07:24 AM   #19872 (permalink)
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so, a girlfriend of mine gave me some lotion .......
Now I know why she gave it to me, we will be having some words. I smell like patchouli..
What the hell is that!?
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Old 06-17-2015, 07:28 AM   #19873 (permalink)
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The smell of hippies bo and dirty bong water, that's what.

I am a Donna Karen girl. **** **** oooh it reeks and Im at work.
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Old 06-17-2015, 08:03 AM   #19874 (permalink)
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The smell of hippies bo and dirty bong water, that's what.

I am a Donna Karen girl. **** **** oooh it reeks and Im at work.
Sure you didn't just spill your bong and forget to shower?
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Old 06-17-2015, 08:18 AM   #19875 (permalink)
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Sure you didn't just spill your bong and forget to shower?
That's what Patchouli is made from, fermented bong water and smegma.
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Old 06-17-2015, 09:38 AM   #19876 (permalink)
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I can only imagine how awful that'd smell.
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Old 06-17-2015, 10:42 AM   #19877 (permalink)
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I had to look up Patchouli, and apparently it's in the mint family or something. So, does it smell like mint? If so, then that smell is probably just all the menthol cigarettes I'm sure Roxy smokes. She is black after all. According to her.
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Old 06-17-2015, 11:52 AM   #19878 (permalink)
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I smoke reds man no menthol.And no I didn't spill my bong abd forget to shower.
Its not working as customer repelant either..
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Old 06-17-2015, 11:53 AM   #19879 (permalink)
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I smoke reds man no menthol.And no I didn't spill my bong abd forget to shower.
Its not working as customer repelant either..
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Old 06-17-2015, 11:57 AM   #19880 (permalink)
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I smoke reds man no menthol.And no I didn't spill my bong abd forget to shower.
Its not working as customer repelant either..
Of course not, they just think you don't know how to bathe properly but they still need your assistance.
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