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Old 06-08-2015, 10:07 PM   #19791 (permalink)
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The Robert Plant concert I was supposed to attend tonight has been postponed until September 15. And tonight's opening act, The Pixies, isn't going to be there. Damn.
He probably had to go help look for Jimmy Page.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:19 PM   #19792 (permalink)
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Tip your waitresses.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:27 PM   #19793 (permalink)
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But not those smug ass waiters.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:39 PM   #19794 (permalink)
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getting rid of tipping altogether would be my first order of business as world leader

like how stupid of a concept is it (extremely stupid is the answer)
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:42 PM   #19795 (permalink)
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:45 PM   #19796 (permalink)
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Ha.

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Old 06-08-2015, 10:49 PM   #19797 (permalink)
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getting rid of tipping altogether would be my first order of business as world leader

like how stupid of a concept is it (extremely stupid is the answer)
Then your waiter would have no incentive whatsoever besides job security (for a job he would have no longer have any desire to keep) to give you anything but the bare minimum of service. You'd basically be reducing yourself to dealing with McDonald's employees for anything but a high class restaurant.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:50 PM   #19798 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2015, 11:18 PM   #19799 (permalink)
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Then your waiter would have no incentive whatsoever besides job security (for a job he would have no longer have any desire to keep) to give you anything but the bare minimum of service. You'd basically be reducing yourself to dealing with McDonald's employees for anything but a high class restaurant.
hey restaurants: pay your servers and waiters/waitresses as if they were employees at a restaurant and not a mcdonalds.

problem solved
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Old 06-08-2015, 11:23 PM   #19800 (permalink)
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hey restaurants: pay your servers and waiters/waitresses as if they were employees at a restaurant and not a mcdonalds.

problem solved
Not really, Mcdees just gave out serious pay increases.

You're not American are you?
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