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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 06-08-2015, 08:36 AM   #19781 (permalink)
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You should have ripped her shirt and shoes off and gave her the ol' leg sweep. See how she likes her flesh on hot asphalt.
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Old 06-08-2015, 09:42 AM   #19782 (permalink)
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what'd you say to her?
Something like "look at your ****ing dog, get him off the asphalt for ****s sake"
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:15 AM   #19783 (permalink)
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I'd have walked over unhooked his leash and not said a word.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:38 AM   #19784 (permalink)
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Put it on her and see how she likes being dragged across hot asphalt!
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Old 06-08-2015, 10:53 AM   #19785 (permalink)
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Put it on her and see how she likes being dragged across hot asphalt!
I also support the BDSM proposal.
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Old 06-08-2015, 04:24 PM   #19786 (permalink)
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I also support the BDSM proposal.
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Old 06-08-2015, 04:25 PM   #19787 (permalink)
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Plug is 404ing me.. pos.
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Old 06-08-2015, 05:18 PM   #19788 (permalink)
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Old 06-08-2015, 06:45 PM   #19789 (permalink)
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So, the girl I thought I finally won over just told me in person after making out and messing around that she really likes me, but it "doesn't feel right". God damnit, at this point I give the **** up.
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Old 06-08-2015, 09:43 PM   #19790 (permalink)
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The Robert Plant concert I was supposed to attend tonight has been postponed until September 15. And tonight's opening act, The Pixies, isn't going to be there. Damn.
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