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Old 06-07-2015, 06:23 AM   #19771 (permalink)
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My dad took my dog with him when he went camping this weekend and I miss having a big ass bundle of happiness meet me at every corner of my house.
Is your dad really that energetic and friendly?

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Old 06-07-2015, 04:48 PM   #19772 (permalink)
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I volunteered today at a local music festival and had some heated words with some ****ing lady who was dragging her dog across the scorching asphalt. The dog was showing every sign of pain and distress and the lady was too busy being the cool chick with a dog at a festival to notice it was literally falling down trying to get some relief on it's paws.

It was around 77F which means the asphalt was at least 125F. That is abusive.
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Old 06-07-2015, 05:14 PM   #19773 (permalink)
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I volunteered today at a local music festival and had some heated words with some ****ing lady who was dragging her dog across the scorching asphalt. The dog was showing every sign of pain and distress and the lady was too busy being the cool chick with a dog at a festival to notice it was literally falling down trying to get some relief on it's paws.

It was around 77F which means the asphalt was at least 125F. That is abusive.
You should have ripped her shirt and shoes off and gave her the ol' leg sweep. See how she likes her flesh on hot asphalt.
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Old 06-07-2015, 05:40 PM   #19774 (permalink)
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I volunteered today at a local music festival and had some heated words with some ****ing lady who was dragging her dog across the scorching asphalt. The dog was showing every sign of pain and distress and the lady was too busy being the cool chick with a dog at a festival to notice it was literally falling down trying to get some relief on it's paws.

It was around 77F which means the asphalt was at least 125F. That is abusive.
I would have gone off on that stupid bitch.
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Old 06-07-2015, 06:06 PM   #19775 (permalink)
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Yeah... knuckles out on that one. Not okay.
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Old 06-07-2015, 06:38 PM   #19776 (permalink)
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Yeah... knuckles out on that one. Not okay.
I have two dogs and if I know they have to cross hot pavement I will either pick them up and carry them across my shoulders or I put their little booties on.
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Old 06-07-2015, 07:30 PM   #19777 (permalink)
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I would have gone off on that stupid bitch.
Yup. We're surrounded by idiots.
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Old 06-07-2015, 07:56 PM   #19778 (permalink)
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I volunteered today at a local music festival and had some heated words with some ****ing lady who was dragging her dog across the scorching asphalt. The dog was showing every sign of pain and distress and the lady was too busy being the cool chick with a dog at a festival to notice it was literally falling down trying to get some relief on it's paws.

It was around 77F which means the asphalt was at least 125F. That is abusive.
what'd you say to her?
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Old 06-08-2015, 05:24 AM   #19779 (permalink)
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You should have ripped her shirt and shoes off and gave her the ol' leg sweep. See how she likes her flesh on hot asphalt.
I support this.
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Old 06-08-2015, 08:24 AM   #19780 (permalink)
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You should have ripped her shirt and shoes off and gave her the ol' leg sweep. See how she likes her flesh on hot asphalt.
And I support this.
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