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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 06-01-2015, 08:30 AM   #19711 (permalink)
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Yeah but the holler is harder to nail down than yonder. Yonder is just over there.
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Old 06-01-2015, 08:31 AM   #19712 (permalink)
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up the road a spell?
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 06-01-2015, 08:32 AM   #19713 (permalink)
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Yeller is a color, yonder is a place, and bless your heart ain't a compliment.
I do love that. It's like a polite southern woman's way of calling you a ****ing moron.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:22 AM   #19714 (permalink)
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In my defense, I do not have that kind of accent and don't know anyone who does either, and I have also never seen that movie.
Ah Batty! I haven't seen the movie and I knew that! Anyway, if it was about him being loud wouldn't it be "Old Barker"? Dogs don't yell.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:26 AM   #19715 (permalink)
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Actually, the kid in the book said the name referred to both colour and disposition.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:27 AM   #19716 (permalink)
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Ah Batty! I haven't seen the movie and I knew that! Anyway, if it was about him being loud wouldn't it be "Old Barker"? Dogs don't yell.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:34 AM   #19717 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:39 AM   #19718 (permalink)
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I need to bitch to someone by PM. Any volunteers?
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:41 AM   #19719 (permalink)
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Hit me the f*ck up.
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Old 06-01-2015, 11:46 AM   #19720 (permalink)
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I volunteer. Just don't expect a response for a couple hours; I've gotta get back to school.
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