North Carolina, I was on the phone, shut up.

Why are you telling North Carolina to shut up? It doesn't even have vocal cords.

You shut up, or I'll make you.

You can't make me, as I already exist. It's physically impossible to make something that's already been made. If you want proof, I have a birth certificate.

I want to pull your toenails out with pliers .

Why did you put a space between "pliers" and the period at the end of your sentence?

Starting with the baby toe. We'll work our way up to maximum pain.


Also I had my nails done recently makes it hard to type.

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