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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 05-16-2015, 08:28 AM   #19561 (permalink)
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It never goes away. Eat, sleep, sh*t, think about sex. Rinse and repeat.
Especially after busting all over your hand.
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Old 05-16-2015, 11:22 AM   #19562 (permalink)
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I was talking to my sister from back east this morning. My 84 year old Dad who's saddled with severe dementia and other health issues is in a nursing home. She visits him often and told me that as soon as a pretty nurse enters the room his eyes light up, and his focus darts right to the girl.

It never ends.
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Old 05-16-2015, 06:47 PM   #19563 (permalink)
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My Pandora electronic station has thrown a curve ball and is playing Beyonce's "Drunk In Love" for the first time. It has 284,253,905 YouTube views as of this writing. I just don't get it. It doesn't sound like anything. Baffled at how this is even considered commercial material. Nothing catchy about it.
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Old 05-16-2015, 09:28 PM   #19564 (permalink)
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Two words: DAT ASS.∆
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 05-18-2015, 03:38 PM   #19565 (permalink)
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Two words: DAT ASS.∆
If it is Beyonce that you're speaking of, while dat bootay covers enough real estate to encompass 284,253,905 YouTube views, that is still no explanation for the mystery of her popularity.

I listened to the song w/out preconceptions, and afterwards, I have to words: still baffled.
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Old 05-18-2015, 07:38 PM   #19566 (permalink)
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Today a customer told me it would be nice if I smiled more and if I were more polite. I don't disagree but there are days when I just can't pretend I'm not ****ing miserable.
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Old 05-18-2015, 07:40 PM   #19567 (permalink)
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Today a customer told me it would be nice if I smiled more and if I were more polite. I don't disagree but there are days when I just can't pretend I'm not ****ing miserable.
Let me guess...retail?
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:26 PM   #19568 (permalink)
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food industry,^
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:07 AM   #19569 (permalink)
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I work front of house now so... same thing. I can't deal with people sometimes, I'm better at grunt work.
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Old 05-19-2015, 04:25 AM   #19570 (permalink)
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That's even better. I believe everybody should work food industry and retail once in their lives. I did my time in that and I'm good!
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