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05-08-2015, 06:48 AM | #19511 (permalink) | ||
Born to be mild
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Also: leave me the **** alone! It was a poxy tub of ice cream, not a newborn foetus for god's sake!
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05-08-2015, 08:16 AM | #19512 (permalink) | |
Fck Ths Thngs
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Analysis: Sarcasm. I don't actually value life over ice cream.
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05-08-2015, 08:23 AM | #19513 (permalink) |
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Like's ice cream (actually, debatable based on the recent revelations exposed via IceCreamGate), but doesn't like a drink composed of mostly ice cream.
Does not compute.
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05-08-2015, 08:40 AM | #19514 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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I'm gettin real ****ing tired of these ants, dammit. Every 10 minutes I'm swiping one off of my hand/arm/wrist. ****ing moron exterminators didn't do their ****ing job, dammit.
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05-08-2015, 09:28 AM | #19515 (permalink) | ||
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Secondly, fetus: baby:: magma: lava. Newborn fetus therefore impossible.
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05-08-2015, 09:52 AM | #19516 (permalink) | |
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Caddyshack Animal House Mash Office Space Yet can wax poetically for 10,000 words about the most obscure episode of Deep Space 9 ever.
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05-08-2015, 11:20 AM | #19517 (permalink) | |
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Just... wrong. I guess I can understand Europeans not liking M*A*S*H, since its humor was highly dependent on an American POV about war that was largely informed by the feelings about the Vietnam War. A lot of Americans actually don't like it either, I guess because it also relied on legitimately intelligent drama, which might turn off someone looking for a less cerebral sitcom -- not to mention the age gap when it comes to humor.
Seriously though, as far as intelligent comedies go, it's right up there with the smartest sitcoms of the modern era, and it was in an time when that kind of humor just wasn't on TV (at least to my knowledge).
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05-08-2015, 11:32 AM | #19518 (permalink) | |
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05-08-2015, 01:05 PM | #19520 (permalink) |
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This week can fuck right off. I found out my car registration was due this week by happenstance because the DMV never bothered to send out a reminder to me, and then my car failed smog because of something wrong with my OBD2 port in the car. I made an appointment on Tuesday with my mechanic but he had to bump me back until Friday, and then the guy who fixes these things called in sick today. Now I have to wait until Monday, which coincidentally is the same day I need to go up to my old community college to talk to an adviser about transferring to big boy college.
This week has just been a whole lot of hurry up and wait. |
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