The Bitch Box

GuD · 04-28-2015, 11:06 PM

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*hugs DeadChannel*

ladyislingering · 04-28-2015, 11:11 PM

people are dumb and it really sucks.

DeadChannel · 04-29-2015, 12:56 AM

*bows*

Trollheart · 04-29-2015, 06:11 AM

I wish, just once, Deadchannel, you'd really let your feelings out. You're always holding back. Tell us what you really think! Don't be afraid...

First class rant, by the way!

The Batlord · 04-29-2015, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel

Bah! People in my film class don't know jack about film. No one is serious. Seriously, this isn't a ****ing game, kids. This is seriously serious. Yeah, this is an actual class. One that the government is spending an asinine amount of money on. One that you got ****ing invited to join. But, no, you know what, your lead poisoned zombies eat the city of ****ing Trail idea is ****ing brilliant. What? What's your favorite movie? Divergent? Or whatever Michael Bay did last? Really? I'm sure you can provide me with an excellent series of reasons why that's a complete masterwork. No, you know what, let's make a piece of explosion porn. Yeah, we don't have any money, and can't blow anything up, or whatever, but there's no way that goes wrong. Oh, what, movies bore you? Well, gee, I'm sure ****ing glad you're here. I'm ****ing glad you're taking a week off from school. And I'm really, really glad you're taking valuable positions away from people who clearly don't deserve it as much as you do. You self entitled piece of ****. You know what, why don't you tell me to write a screenplay about ****ing witches and ****. Like, I know how to do that. I'll just write some paper thing characters, and we'll shoot everything found footage style. Oh, how about we name our ****ing characters like we're ****ing Kanye and Kim. No, really, that's all there is to character writing. A stupid ****ing name. I mean, there's not really a point to paying attention when they tell you hold to work the ****ing camera. You know what, no worries, **** it, you'll just drop the damn thing as soon as we get on set anyway. Oh, you want comedy? Well, comedy is just a series of fart jokes. A ****ing iphone app could write it. Shoot it on your iphone too. Let's ****ing make ****ing vines, mother****er. That's what we're here for, yeah? Yeah. That's ****ing right. Know what, you constantly yelling into the ****ing mic is helping me a lot. Yeah, just keep doing that. Over and ****ing over. Oh, I'm sorry that I rolled my eyes. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. But honestly, and be honest with yourself, do you really think you deserve to be here? Because, you know what? I'm ****ing done. Go exploit the immature, childish, ****ty side of absurdity (monkey tacos, for ****sake). Go play angry birds all class. Go play hopscotch, or roll in a ****ing ball pit. I'm done. **** off.

Mr. Sir · 04-29-2015, 08:19 AM

I'll probably stop working a bit earlier today. My neck is killing me.

DwnWthVwls · 04-29-2015, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadChannel

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Explosion porn sounds way better than any ****ty movie snob idea you probably want to do.

Chula Vista · 04-29-2015, 03:45 PM

Went out to grab a sandwich for lunch. I'm sitting at my table eating and reading when these 4 dudes take the table next to me. One was talking so loud I couldn't help but overhear. The guy spent the next 30 minutes pimping an upcoming seminar by some financial guru to the other 3 hopeful recruits.

Couldn't believe some of the BS the guy was slinging - it basically boiled down to every single problem a person can have in their life can be traced back to money issues. Depression? Money. Anger? Money. Divorce? Money. Unhappiness? Money. Violence? Money. Crime? Money. (of course it can be sometimes but the guy was making it 100% black and white)

Can't remember the last time I came so close to speaking back to a complete stranger in public. Didn't help that the guy looked like Yuppie Biff Supreme.

Should have put this in the people you'd like to slap thread.

DeadChannel · 04-29-2015, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Explosion porn sounds way better than any ****ty movie snob idea you probably want to do.

The difference between a low budget movie and a B flick is the stupidity of the plot. Michael Bay can get away with explosion porn because he makes movies costing in excess of 200,000,000 dollars.
Furthermore, I'm pretty sure if you plan to slow down the production by sitting playing video games/whining/yelling into the microphone/general dicking around, your ideas can safely be discounted.

DwnWthVwls · 04-29-2015, 05:19 PM

... I thought you actually meant porn with explosions. You're talking to the wrong person about movies, I don't watch em.

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04-29-2015, 03:45 PM	#19358 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Went out to grab a sandwich for lunch. I'm sitting at my table eating and reading when these 4 dudes take the table next to me. One was talking so loud I couldn't help but overhear. The guy spent the next 30 minutes pimping an upcoming seminar by some financial guru to the other 3 hopeful recruits. Couldn't believe some of the BS the guy was slinging - it basically boiled down to every single problem a person can have in their life can be traced back to money issues. Depression? Money. Anger? Money. Divorce? Money. Unhappiness? Money. Violence? Money. Crime? Money. (of course it can be sometimes but the guy was making it 100% black and white) Can't remember the last time I came so close to speaking back to a complete stranger in public. Didn't help that the guy looked like Yuppie Biff Supreme. Should have put this in the people you'd like to slap thread. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”