The Bitch Box

Key · 04-28-2015, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

So long WD, hello Drunklord.

Drunklord is perfection.

**Frownland** · 04-28-2015, 05:41 PM

Batlord you should become an alcoholic.

Trollheart · 04-28-2015, 05:46 PM

The Beerlord? The Budlord? The BoozeLord?

**Janszoon** · 04-28-2015, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I don['t even know know what thread this isl

Chula Vista · 04-28-2015, 05:48 PM

The Batlush.

Key · 04-28-2015, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

My thoughts exactly.

GuD · 04-28-2015, 09:29 PM

I hate when I try and be the mediator in a discussion and get caught in the crossfire from both directions. It's frustrating talking to people who you've explained your allegiances to why others don't share your values. No, I'm not agreeing with them... I'm just explaining why *******s are *******s. Bah.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 04-28-2015, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Batlord you should become an alcoholic.

i want to see what he's like on crack cocaine

ladyislingering · 04-28-2015, 10:43 PM

pretty sure a day hasn't passed in the past I don't even know how many weeks that I haven't been drinking because

I don't really know

just...because.

DeadChannel · 04-28-2015, 10:49 PM

Bah! People in my film class don't know jack about film. No one is serious. Seriously, this isn't a ****ing game, kids. This is seriously serious. Yeah, this is an actual class. One that the government is spending an asinine amount of money on. One that you got ****ing invited to join. But, no, you know what, your lead poisoned zombies eat the city of ****ing Trail idea is ****ing brilliant. What? What's your favorite movie? Divergent? Or whatever Michael Bay did last? Really? I'm sure you can provide me with an excellent series of reasons why that's a complete masterwork. No, you know what, let's make a piece of explosion porn. Yeah, we don't have any money, and can't blow anything up, or whatever, but there's no way that goes wrong. Oh, what, movies bore you? Well, gee, I'm sure ****ing glad you're here. I'm ****ing glad you're taking a week off from school. And I'm really, really glad you're taking valuable positions away from people who clearly don't deserve it as much as you do. You self entitled piece of ****. You know what, why don't you tell me to write a screenplay about ****ing witches and ****. Like, I know how to do that. I'll just write some paper thing characters, and we'll shoot everything found footage style. Oh, how about we name our ****ing characters like we're ****ing Kanye and Kim. No, really, that's all there is to character writing. A stupid ****ing name. I mean, there's not really a point to paying attention when they tell you hold to work the ****ing camera. You know what, no worries, **** it, you'll just drop the damn thing as soon as we get on set anyway. Oh, you want comedy? Well, comedy is just a series of fart jokes. A ****ing iphone app could write it. Shoot it on your iphone too. Let's ****ing make ****ing vines, mother****er. That's what we're here for, yeah? Yeah. That's ****ing right. Know what, you constantly yelling into the ****ing mic is helping me a lot. Yeah, just keep doing that. Over and ****ing over. Oh, I'm sorry that I rolled my eyes. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. But honestly, and be honest with yourself, do you really think you deserve to be here? Because, you know what? I'm ****ing done. Go exploit the immature, childish, ****ty side of absurdity (monkey tacos, for ****sake). Go play angry birds all class. Go play hopscotch, or roll in a ****ing ball pit. I'm done. **** off.

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04-28-2015, 05:41 PM	#19342 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Batlord you should become an alcoholic. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-28-2015, 05:46 PM	#19343 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	The Beerlord? The Budlord? The BoozeLord? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-28-2015, 05:48 PM	#19345 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	The Batlush. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-28-2015, 09:29 PM	#19347 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I hate when I try and be the mediator in a discussion and get caught in the crossfire from both directions. It's frustrating talking to people who you've explained your allegiances to why others don't share your values. No, I'm not agreeing with them... I'm just explaining why *****s are *****s. Bah. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

04-28-2015, 10:43 PM	#19349 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	pretty sure a day hasn't passed in the past I don't even know how many weeks that I haven't been drinking because I don't really know just...because. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

04-28-2015, 10:49 PM	#19350 (permalink)
DeadChannel Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Canada Posts: 1,259	Bah! People in my film class don't know jack about film. No one is serious. Seriously, this isn't a **ing game, kids. This is seriously serious. Yeah, this is an actual class. One that the government is spending an asinine amount of money on. One that you got ing invited to join. But, no, you know what, your lead poisoned zombies eat the city of ing Trail idea is ing brilliant. What? What's your favorite movie? Divergent? Or whatever Michael Bay did last? Really? I'm sure you can provide me with an excellent series of reasons why that's a complete masterwork. No, you know what, let's make a piece of explosion porn. Yeah, we don't have any money, and can't blow anything up, or whatever, but there's no way that goes wrong. Oh, what, movies bore you? Well, gee, I'm sure ing glad you're here. I'm ing glad you're taking a week off from school. And I'm really, really glad you're taking valuable positions away from people who clearly don't deserve it as much as you do. You self entitled piece of . You know what, why don't you tell me to write a screenplay about ing witches and . Like, I know how to do that. I'll just write some paper thing characters, and we'll shoot everything found footage style. Oh, how about we name our ing characters like we're ing Kanye and Kim. No, really, that's all there is to character writing. A stupid ing name. I mean, there's not really a point to paying attention when they tell you hold to work the ing camera. You know what, no worries, it, you'll just drop the damn thing as soon as we get on set anyway. Oh, you want comedy? Well, comedy is just a series of fart jokes. A ing iphone app could write it. Shoot it on your iphone too. Let's ing make ing vines, motherer. That's what we're here for, yeah? Yeah. That's ing right. Know what, you constantly yelling into the ing mic is helping me a lot. Yeah, just keep doing that. Over and ing over. Oh, I'm sorry that I rolled my eyes. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. But honestly, and be honest with yourself, do you really think you deserve to be here? Because, you know what? I'm ing done. Go exploit the immature, childish, ty side of absurdity (monkey tacos, for sake). Go play angry birds all class. Go play hopscotch, or roll in a ing ball pit. I'm done. ** off.