About an hour or so ago, I was getting out of my car in a mall parking lot when the wind pulled the door out of my hand and caused it to bump into the door of the SUV next to me. Now, to be clear, it wasn't a very strong gust of wind and the door only traveled a couple inches before making contact so it didn't hit hard at all and there wasn't even the slightest bit of damage to either door.
I look up and I see this woman in the SUV giving me this crazy face like I just dropped a bowling ball on her hood so I say, "Sorry about that!"
She jumps out of her car and starts yelling, "How could you do that?!"
"I'm sorry," I say. "There's no damage or anything."
Striding around the SVU in a huff, she comes over, inspects the door, sees there's no damage and yells some more, "Why would you just slam your door into mine like that?!"
"I didn't slam it into yours, it just slipped out of my hand. I apologize."
"It's windy out here," she says, even though it actually isn't particularly windy, "Why don't you try THINKING?!"
Finally annoyed, I say, "Why don't you try not being so obnoxious?"
Then she storms back to her SUV and drives off.
The end.
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