all I ever want to do is hang out with friends, yet I don't want to see them, that doesn't even make sense.

Blinding yourself sounds like your only option.

That does sound nice

Just think.. glass eyes with YOLO in your retina.

You mean on the retina or you actually want yolo etched inside?

Instead of a black retina is says YOLO or maybe a mudflap girl. He'd be such a boss...

If you drove a truck,would you buy it testicles?

I'd have to go big hairy vagina and of course sport the fuzzy dice.

As always you are the epitome of class.

You do realize that the retinas are at the back of the eyes and would not even be visible, right?