No. JWB is INNOCENT!

Me?

I took a little break from the forum while doing a big move in to a new place with my fiance, and then I extended that break while we got situated and took some time to relax. There was also a lot of family things we were doing, dinners with them and the like. I peeked in time to time, just never posted.

In other news I have a wedding to attend today and it's on the friggin beach, and well mofos it's raining. DUDE PLEASE TAKE YOUR NUPTIALS INDOORS NOBODY WANTS WET SAND IN THE VAGINA.

Been there, only lacking the vaginal nether region. Sand is annoying in general. It doesn't matter what you do. You always end up back home with what seems like buckets worth of sand. Cleaning for days.

I know right, The only thing that is gonna make this better is the mushrooms I have to eat before hand.

Try not to do any weird shenanigans while you're feeling good on those mushrooms, or do so you have stories to share.

A beach wedding is perfect. That way, when everyone else is throwing rice, I'll just throw sand in the newlyweds' faces. You should totally do that.

lmao, I am a professional man. Been doing this a long time, I am gonna sit back melt into the chair, dance a little, then go back and melt into the chair again. Im super quiet at parties until I get to know people, but I know better then to talk to people I don't know trippin...


Sheeyot I talked to Mojo & Urban once tripping, that was a ****in scream..... for me anyway. All that came out was MOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO I LOOOOVE YOU! and I think I said something to this effect to Urban, " I'm in no condition to do anything except feel good!!" So yeah uh I don't talk to people unless i know you lol.

:laughing: Dude, you're an *******. :laughing: No I will cry for them. Due only to my shroom enhanced. sensation.

Sounds like a hilarious time. I'm sort of that way when I get to my drunken state. Super chill, but I also say a lot of things that just don't make sense and other things too that I hear about the next day/night.

There was that time I got so drunk off of tequila, that I was informed after I sobered up that I was convinced I was Bob Marley, like to the point I would almost cry because nobody believed me and would point out my skin isn't the right color. Like, I'd tell people not to lie, and that peace and not war sort of lines.