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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
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Old 04-17-2015, 09:48 PM   #19181 (permalink)
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Dear Lord,

Scratch that, send him to hell in a hand basket. Just don't make me share a cell with him. I can't deal with him for eternity.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:19 PM   #19182 (permalink)
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Dear Satan,

If I have to spend eternity with Roxy, at least give her some bigger knockers. Remember, you owe me.
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:23 PM   #19183 (permalink)
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this morning I thought I'd lost one of these things from my headphones



so I spent almost $10 on a new pair, only to later find the tiny little silicone piece in my purse.

SON OF A BITCH.

GOD DAMN IT.
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:27 PM   #19184 (permalink)
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this morning I thought I'd lost one of these things from my headphones



so I spent almost $10 on a new pair, only to later find the tiny little silicone piece in my purse.

SON OF A BITCH.

GOD DAMN IT.
Almost ten whole dollars? Man.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:30 PM   #19185 (permalink)
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I know, that is a lot, that could feed someone for two days. Anyway...



umad?
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:47 PM   #19186 (permalink)
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Old 04-18-2015, 02:08 AM   #19187 (permalink)
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Got my period, second one in 3 years. Since last month being the first. I have a surgery on Wednesday to put in a IUD/mirena which will stop them again horray! The pain is like 8-9/10 threshold. Going to try get an early night.
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Old 04-18-2015, 02:59 AM   #19188 (permalink)
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Let's clear this sh*t up right now.

Even any of you have an actual problem with me. You need to let me know about it so I can address it. Because I'm growing tired of petty little f*ckers like Anticipation throwing around insults, especially when the person it's directed at, has no reason to have the insult be warranted or deserved. Tell you all right now. If you want to insult me, make it a good reason to do it and that it is deserved, because I won't be shy or hesitate to shove that insult right back up the ass it came out of, especially if I don't deserve it.

Sound f*cking good people? Because I feel like I've been a pretty good member thus far and haven't been doing anything largely different than those that have been here for an extensive amount of time.

That concludes my b*tching.
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Old 04-18-2015, 04:10 AM   #19189 (permalink)
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link to the anticipation beef
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Old 04-18-2015, 05:19 AM   #19190 (permalink)
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link to the anticipation beef
What's his name says that anticipation was just joking. It's in the shoutbox. Go look if you're wanting to know or determine the intent.
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