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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass? | |||
Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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04-17-2015, 08:47 PM | #19171 (permalink) | ||
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who the hell is gonna have sex with you in the after life?
Thats only shoe bombers that get that perk dude.
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04-17-2015, 08:55 PM | #19173 (permalink) | |
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Hot angelic bitches.
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04-17-2015, 08:58 PM | #19174 (permalink) |
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@ Bat
@ Roxy Killer new Avi's
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04-17-2015, 09:05 PM | #19175 (permalink) | ||
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Go to hell the sex will be better.
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04-17-2015, 09:16 PM | #19176 (permalink) | |
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I don't know. The thought of corrupting some nice cherubim is pretty hot. She might not know what to do in the sack, but when you finally convince her to let you stick in her ass it'll be like sodomizing Jesus.
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04-17-2015, 09:20 PM | #19177 (permalink) | ||
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Dear Lord, please don't ban the batlord from heaven, rather just give him a little house on the outskirts so he can yell obscenities at passing souls on their way in. I ask this n your name Jesus, AMEN.
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04-17-2015, 09:30 PM | #19178 (permalink) | |
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It's really not healthy to talk to yourself like that.
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04-17-2015, 09:32 PM | #19179 (permalink) |
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Wrong.
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04-17-2015, 09:46 PM | #19180 (permalink) | |
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Don't encourage the poor girl. There's no telling what kind of damage her delusions will have on her psyche.
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