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Old 04-11-2015, 07:17 PM   #19111 (permalink)
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You ever tried to hunker down with a sore ankle? He's not sitting down; all his weight is in fact on his feet and, guess what? His ankles.
You missed the point, retard. Why can't he just sit down? He can still catch the ball just as well.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:30 PM   #19112 (permalink)
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You missed the point, retard. Why can't he just sit down? He can still catch the ball just as well.
Try running to first base or throwing out a steal attempt.

Plus, if you sit down, certain tender areas are vulnerable to a 60-70 mph fastball.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:40 PM   #19113 (permalink)
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Try running to first base or throwing out a steal attempt.

Plus, if you sit down, certain tender areas are vulnerable to a 60-70 mph fastball.
I've seen those fat ****s they have playing catcher. Don't give me that **** about running.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:44 PM   #19114 (permalink)
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I've seen those fat ****s they have playing catcher. Don't give me that **** about running.
Yeah, but those guys really couldn't run with a broken ankle.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:49 PM   #19115 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:55 PM   #19116 (permalink)
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That's a third baseman, you nut.
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That's a third baseman, fiddling with his nuts.
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Old 04-13-2015, 02:15 AM   #19120 (permalink)
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You missed the point, retard. Why can't he just sit down? He can still catch the ball just as well.
Because there are no chairs in baseball.
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