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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:15 AM   #19031 (permalink)
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Actually I'm sober NOW BECAUSE MY MEDS WON'T WORK IF I'M DRUNK but I'd still like to tell a certain someone to fuck off and stop inviting me to her kid's goddamn birthday party.
Your use of all caps was a dead giveaway but I guess I need to reevaluate how being so angry about other people's sex trophies affects attitude.

Really though, most of my friends babies are just as ugly as they are. It ain't adorable bro, you just haven't slept in three weeks. You'd call Rosie O'Donnell adorable at this point.
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:15 AM   #19032 (permalink)
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Aww you didn't change the last paragraph at all though so you only get a 6/10.
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:20 AM   #19033 (permalink)
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Your use of all caps was a dead giveaway but I guess I need to reevaluate how being so angry about other people's sex trophies affects attitude.
Normally I'm not bothered. I'm just like "oh, great [person I don't care about but I have to pretend I care about for social reasons] just posted 290 new pictures of their spawn making the same stupid face" but when I'm spammed up more than 3 times about some kid turning (the hell is it again?) 2, then leave the conversation, and somehow still hear about this bull****, it's gone from "your ugly kid is ugly and your life is pathetic, bye" to "you are the most irritating piece of shit I have ever met".

this, though.

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Really though, most of my friends babies are just as ugly as they are. It ain't adorable bro, you just haven't slept in three weeks. You'd call Rosie O'Donnell adorable at this point.


Yesterday I had the extreme displeasure of being effectively blocked from one end of a section in my store by some cow's double stroller and her babies were just hideous. Normally, babies are just ugly to me, but these babies .... I think I might've subconsciously grimaced before I walked away from that situation. ugh.
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:24 AM   #19034 (permalink)
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Mmhmm. Wasting other people's time reading your drivel by going on and on about your kid is entirely different from going on and on about how you hate those things and wasting other people's time reading your drivel.
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:25 AM   #19035 (permalink)
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Mmhmm. Wasting other people's time reading your drivel by going on and on about your kid is entirely different from going on and on about how you hate those things and wasting other people's time reading your drivel.
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:27 AM   #19036 (permalink)
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It's cool bro, I'm not banging her. Just agree with her and it'll all be good (for you at least).
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Old 04-05-2015, 01:44 AM   #19037 (permalink)
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Maybe I should pester the person in question in about June/Julyish about "my cat's birthday party is coming up" and just keep spamming even though she's made it clear she doesn't care.

It's pretty much the same concept, except my existence isn't so inane that my cat needs a birthday party.
You should go and show up drunk. Like, stumbling around and telling everybody about how some guy you banged won't call you even though you let him put it up your ass kind of drunk.
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Old 04-05-2015, 02:29 AM   #19038 (permalink)
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You should go and show up drunk. Like, stumbling around and telling everybody about how some guy you banged won't call you even though you let him put it up your ass kind of drunk.
lol.
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Old 04-05-2015, 06:12 AM   #19039 (permalink)
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Dear everyone on my Facebook feed with kids who are having birthdays:

NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU BIRTHED A THING. IT'S GROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY BIGGER THING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THE UGLY THING.

There's no need to spam my goddamn newsfeed with your snot-nosed crotch-critters for the entire goddamn day. It's gonna happen again in another 365 days and still nobody will care but you.
You know, you do have the ability to control whose posts show up in your newsfeed.
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Old 04-05-2015, 02:56 PM   #19040 (permalink)
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