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**Janszoon** · 04-04-2015, 07:04 PM

JWB: also uses too much tissue paper.

ladyislingering · 04-04-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

JWB: also uses too much tissue paper.

Mr. Whipple is utterly terrified of JWB.

**Janszoon** · 04-04-2015, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Mr. Whipple is utterly terrified of JWB.

Mr. Whipple sells toilet paper though. Tissue paper is not a pleasant thing to wipe one's ass with I assume.

ladyislingering · 04-04-2015, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Mr. Whipple sells toilet paper though. Tissue paper is not a pleasant thing to wipe one's ass with I assume.

Oh.

I guess whoever wipes their ass with tissue paper has to be a super-fancy individual with some sort of mental disorder or some slightly fruity frat boy who's REALLY into parties.

ladyislingering · 04-05-2015, 01:00 AM

Dear everyone on my Facebook feed with kids who are having birthdays:

NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU BIRTHED A THING. IT'S GROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY BIGGER THING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THE UGLY THING.

There's no need to spam my goddamn newsfeed with your snot-nosed crotch-critters for the entire goddamn day. It's gonna happen again in another 365 days and still nobody will care but you.

**Frownland** · 04-05-2015, 01:07 AM

Dear everyone on a forum I frequent with an irrational hatred for anything younger than itself because it never experienced the 70s:

NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU DRANK A THING. YOU'VEGROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY DRUNKER TWENTY SOMETHING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS DRUNK RAMBLINGS

There's no need to spam my goddamn new posts feed with your snot-nosed whining about other people's crotch critters for the entire goddamn day. You're gonna do it again in all of the other 365 days and still nobody will care but you.

Key · 04-05-2015, 01:10 AM

Dear everyone in Wolves in Sheepskin:

NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU MADE A THING. YOU'VE GROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY MORE TERRIBLE MUSIC ENTHUSIAST. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS MUSICAL RAMBLINGS

There's no need to spam my goddamn new posts feed with your snot-nosed whining about other people's crotch critters for the entire goddamn day. You're gonna do it again in all of the other 365 days and still nobody will care but you.

**Frownland** · 04-05-2015, 01:11 AM

Aww you didn't change the last paragraph at all though so you only get a 6/10.

ladyislingering · 04-05-2015, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Dear everyone on a forum I frequent with an irrational hatred for anything younger than itself because it never experienced the 70s:

NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU DRANK A THING. YOU'VEGROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY DRUNKER TWENTY SOMETHING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS DRUNK RAMBLINGS

There's no need to spam my goddamn new posts feed with your snot-nosed whining about other people's crotch critters for the entire goddamn day. You're gonna do it again in all of the other 365 days and still nobody will care but you.

Actually I'm sober NOW BECAUSE MY MEDS WON'T WORK IF I'M DRUNK but I'd still like to tell a certain someone to fuck off and stop inviting me to her kid's goddamn birthday party.

ladyislingering · 04-05-2015, 01:14 AM

Maybe I should pester the person in question in about June/Julyish about "my cat's birthday party is coming up" and just keep spamming even though she's made it clear she doesn't care.

It's pretty much the same concept, except my existence isn't so inane that my cat needs a birthday party.

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04-04-2015, 07:04 PM	#19021 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	JWB: also uses too much tissue paper. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

04-05-2015, 01:00 AM	#19025 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Dear everyone on my Facebook feed with kids who are having birthdays: NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU BIRTHED A THING. IT'S GROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY BIGGER THING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THE UGLY THING. There's no need to spam my goddamn newsfeed with your snot-nosed crotch-critters for the entire goddamn day. It's gonna happen again in another 365 days and still nobody will care but you. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

04-05-2015, 01:07 AM	#19026 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Dear everyone on a forum I frequent with an irrational hatred for anything younger than itself because it never experienced the 70s: NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU DRANK A THING. YOU'VEGROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY DRUNKER TWENTY SOMETHING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS DRUNK RAMBLINGS There's no need to spam my goddamn new posts feed with your snot-nosed whining about other people's crotch critters for the entire goddamn day. You're gonna do it again in all of the other 365 days and still nobody will care but you. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-05-2015, 01:11 AM	#19028 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Aww you didn't change the last paragraph at all though so you only get a 6/10. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-05-2015, 01:10 AM	#19027 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Dear everyone in Wolves in Sheepskin: NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU MADE A THING. YOU'VE GROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY MORE TERRIBLE MUSIC ENTHUSIAST. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS MUSICAL RAMBLINGS There's no need to spam my goddamn new posts feed with your snot-nosed whining about other people's crotch critters for the entire goddamn day. You're gonna do it again in all of the other 365 days and still nobody will care but you.

04-05-2015, 01:14 AM	#19030 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Maybe I should pester the person in question in about June/Julyish about "my cat's birthday party is coming up" and just keep spamming even though she's made it clear she doesn't care. It's pretty much the same concept, except my existence isn't so inane that my cat needs a birthday party. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.