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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 03-31-2015, 01:24 AM   #18961 (permalink)
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No Brokeback Mountain reference? I'm disappointed.
The wounds left by Heath Ledger's death are still too fresh.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-31-2015, 01:29 AM   #18962 (permalink)
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You guys are real friends
Real **** though because I treat you like a guy friend even though you're a bitch. It's like sibling rivalry part two.

If it's worth anything (literally), I'd probably pay you to barf if you were cool with me not having pants on for another reason.
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Old 03-31-2015, 01:48 AM   #18963 (permalink)
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Real **** though because I treat you like a guy friend even though you're a bitch. It's like sibling rivalry part two.

If it's worth anything (literally), I'd probably pay you to barf if you were cool with me not having pants on for another reason.
This reads almost like a WD post.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:38 AM   #18964 (permalink)
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If it's any consolation the pool water is still a bit too chilly. I had to settle for just the jacuzzi.

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Boom. Unfortunately, most of her pics aren't Google approved, so you're gonna have to do your own image search if you want anything dirtier. Unfortunately she doesn't do nudes, though.



The Google Nipple Detector has been fixed. Just letting you know...
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lol fair enough im only familiar with the newer models from around 2010-11 cause i worked at walmart and had to stock them
Yeah ... you had to ... stock 'em ... sure. That's all you did. I believe you...

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Um.You have to carry those...Like all the time...Like all the time.
I got mine caught in a drive through window once.
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When I read this, I thought that you were talking about breast implants. Like **** dude, Walmart has everything, even the new silicon pouch models.
Just wait long enough and it'll happen!
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Old 03-31-2015, 06:53 AM   #18965 (permalink)
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Real **** though because I treat you like a guy friend even though you're a bitch. It's like sibling rivalry part two.

If it's worth anything (literally), I'd probably pay you to barf if you were cool with me not having pants on for another reason.
I should know better than to read this thread unless I'm posting in it.
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:01 AM   #18966 (permalink)
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The Google Nipple Detector has been fixed. Just letting you know...

Yeah ... you had to ... stock 'em ... sure. That's all you did. I believe you...


You want fries with that?

Just wait long enough and it'll happen!
****in a all I wanted was some ketchup
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-31-2015, 09:08 AM   #18967 (permalink)
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This reads almost like a WD post.
At least I almost make sense.
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Old 03-31-2015, 12:24 PM   #18968 (permalink)
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Yeah ... you had to ... stock 'em ... sure. That's all you did. I believe you...
filthy old man

seriously though i learned a lot about female toys working at walmart

for a while i was halfway convinced that mattel was using ken dolls as homosexual propaganda

i also got a kick out of the toy vacuum cleaners. i felt like if i had a daughter i'd just give her a real vacuum instead and kill 2 birds with one stone
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Old 03-31-2015, 07:27 PM   #18969 (permalink)
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i also got a kick out of the toy vacuum cleaners. i felt like if i had a daughter i'd just give her a real vacuum instead and kill 2 birds with one stone
And get your little boy a toy/real lawnmower as well.
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:55 PM   #18970 (permalink)
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Speaking of which, da hell is WD anyway? Did he get arrested finally for evading the cops one too many times?
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