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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 03-30-2015, 03:20 PM   #18901 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2015, 03:32 PM   #18902 (permalink)
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i burned my thub tying yo dry a bible on fire while thinking of people im ingaftuated with


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Old 03-30-2015, 03:57 PM   #18903 (permalink)
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I'm still trying to figure out what "dry a bible on fire" means.
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Old 03-30-2015, 03:59 PM   #18904 (permalink)
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A typo doesn't seem to be too unrealistic. I'll take a whack at it.

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i burned my thub tying yo dry a bible on fire while thinking of people im ingaftuated with
Translation: I burned my thumb trying to light a bible on fire while thinking of people I'm infatuated with.
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Old 03-30-2015, 04:06 PM   #18905 (permalink)
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A typo doesn't seem to be too unrealistic. I'll take a whack at it.



Translation: I burned my thumb trying to light a bible on fire while thinking of people I'm infatuated with.
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Old 03-30-2015, 06:21 PM   #18906 (permalink)
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A typo doesn't seem to be too unrealistic. I'll take a whack at it.



Translation: I burned my thumb trying to light a bible on fire while thinking of people I'm infatuated with.
Hmm. I thought it was "I burned by thumb while trying to dry a bible on the fire, while thinking of people I'm infatuated with".
Sort of the same, but changes the context.
I'm sure he'll let us know which, if either, is correct.

Disclaimer: I am not sure he will let us know which is correct.
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Old 03-30-2015, 06:23 PM   #18907 (permalink)
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Disclaimer: I am not sure he knows which is correct.
Fixed.
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Walked down to the pool barefoot on Saturday. Bad move. The soles of my feet got fried and are still hurting like hell this morning.
From Ireland, where the rain is pissing down and it's freezing, I send my undying hate to you.
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Old 03-30-2015, 07:12 PM   #18909 (permalink)
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From Ireland, where the rain is pissing down and it's freezing, I send my undying hate to you.
If it's any consolation the pool water is still a bit too chilly. I had to settle for just the jacuzzi.
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Old 03-30-2015, 08:09 PM   #18910 (permalink)
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If it's any consolation the pool water is still a bit too chilly. I had to settle for just the jacuzzi.



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