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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:12 PM   #18811 (permalink)
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You drank all day, posted a lot, propositioned anyone on the board with a willing penis, and bragged about how you never get hangovers.
And posted a shot in the Bad Picture Gallery.
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:49 PM   #18812 (permalink)
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You drank all day, posted a lot, propositioned anyone on the board with a willing penis, and bragged about how you never get hangovers.
Oh, typical.

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And posted a shot in the Bad Picture Gallery.
OH LAWD WHY
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:50 PM   #18813 (permalink)
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I love it. Letting them grow in for like a month, then just digging in with the toenail clippers and tweezers. Better than popping a zit.
Yeah but I don't have to perform surgery on myself to pop a zit though. This one was particularly bad, I didn't even get the whole thing, but I at least provided my foot some much needed relief.
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:51 PM   #18814 (permalink)
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I certainly wouldn't do a thing like that.

Hopefully.
To be fair, they were pics from Playgirl with Kim Jong-un's face badly Photoshopped onto them. Still don't know what to make of the whole incident.
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:52 PM   #18815 (permalink)
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ugh, I hate toenails.
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:52 PM   #18816 (permalink)
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To be fair, they were pics from Playgirl with Kim Jong-un's face badly Photoshopped onto them. Still don't know what to make of the whole incident.
bruh wtf
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:54 PM   #18817 (permalink)
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So apparently, my beard makes me look like a thug, me and a co worker got a little speech from our boss about tidiness cause some old b*tch had a problem with my beard and my friend's tattoos.

Now, its true, we basically look like rockers with a labcoat on but we're not rude to customers or anything.

Now i gotta shave my beard and my friend has to cover up his tattoos cause we look like hooligans to senior citizens.
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Old 03-23-2015, 04:54 PM   #18818 (permalink)
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bruh wtf
At first I read that as "bruh ftw". Neither of these responses surprised me.
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Old 03-23-2015, 05:12 PM   #18819 (permalink)
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At first I read that as "bruh ftw". Neither of these responses surprised me.
naturally.
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Old 03-23-2015, 05:42 PM   #18820 (permalink)
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So apparently, my beard makes me look like a thug, me and a co worker got a little speech from our boss about tidiness cause some old b*tch had a problem with my beard and my friend's tattoos.

Now, its true, we basically look like rockers with a labcoat on but we're not rude to customers or anything.

Now i gotta shave my beard and my friend has to cover up his tattoos cause we look like hooligans to senior citizens.
WTF? What kind of place do you work at?
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