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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
Sh...Should I? 31 35.63%
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Old 03-22-2015, 10:14 PM   #18781 (permalink)
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I think thats already a Ke$ha song..
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Old 03-23-2015, 05:41 AM   #18782 (permalink)
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I just wanna drink booze and get high and dance with pretty girls but the MOTHER****ING MAN, MAN. Everygoddamn time. **** the man, man. Except don't literally just cuttim or something. Unless you're into that. Or either.

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Old 03-23-2015, 01:18 PM   #18783 (permalink)
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Holy ****ing **** i hate removing ingrown toenails.
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Old 03-23-2015, 01:21 PM   #18784 (permalink)
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Holy ****ing **** i hate removing ingrown toenails.
I love it. Letting them grow in for like a month, then just digging in with the toenail clippers and tweezers. Better than popping a zit.
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Old 03-23-2015, 01:25 PM   #18785 (permalink)
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And you wonder why women evade you.^
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-23-2015, 01:28 PM   #18786 (permalink)
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Evade: escape or avoid, especially by cleverness or trickery.

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Old 03-23-2015, 01:30 PM   #18787 (permalink)
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Dude I know what it means.,..S' why I said it.
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Old 03-23-2015, 01:32 PM   #18788 (permalink)
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Dude I know what it means.,..S' why I said it.
It's not for you. We're all not clever as you, you know.
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Old 03-23-2015, 01:33 PM   #18789 (permalink)
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There ,there chin up.You can dream can't you?
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Old 03-23-2015, 01:36 PM   #18790 (permalink)
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But I'm already well past my prime. I put it there for those that still have hope to sniff your greatness.
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