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Old 03-18-2015, 09:59 PM   #18731 (permalink)
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^^^

The freakiest part? There's only one person in that pic.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-18-2015, 10:03 PM   #18732 (permalink)
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This video played right after it:



As strange as it is I actually found it kind of entertaining. The butter one I just don't get.
yea that one's great too

i found the butter one very entertaining

but the adele remix is better
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Old 03-19-2015, 06:22 PM   #18733 (permalink)
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If I'm chatting with my friends, whenever I say anything remotely serious or ask any question (you know, the stuff you're actually seek a reply for) there's a 100% chance I'm not gonna hear anything back.
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO
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Old 03-19-2015, 07:18 PM   #18734 (permalink)
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If I'm chatting with my friends, whenever I say anything remotely serious or ask any question (you know, the stuff you're actually seek a reply for) there's a 100% chance I'm not gonna hear anything back.
What kinda friends are these people.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-19-2015, 07:22 PM   #18735 (permalink)
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What kinda friends are these people.
Immature compared to Mondo?
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Old 03-19-2015, 07:31 PM   #18736 (permalink)
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I think they're commonly referred to as "men".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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I think they're commonly referred to as "men".
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Old 03-20-2015, 07:43 PM   #18738 (permalink)
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I really like tennis, right? It's the only sport where I can sit for hours on end and be thoroughly engrossed. I get emotional, I yell and curse, I pump my fist in the air, all that ****. Love me some tennis.

But my mother is sapping all that away from me. Over the past year she's become the biggest tennis nerd I've ever seen. Like, she knows all the players' world rankings, she watches all the matches -- if she can't find them on TV, she'll watch them on the internet -- she goes on tennis websites and posts... wherever the hell you post tennis **** about. Twitter or something, I don't know.

And she just. Won't. Stop talking about it. Jesus ****ing Christ she won't stop! Sometimes during a tournament I'll be eating food in the kitchen and she'll corner me and just start going on and on and on about how much she loves Roger Federer, hates Milos Raonic, telling me who's playing at 1:42 in the morning, etc, etc, etc (and oh my ****ing god I had no desire to know that she thinks Andy Murray is "cute" *shudder*). I try to make conversation at first, but eventually I'm just standing there eating my cereal trying to look vaguely interested and nodding every thirty seconds or so.

I just want to interrupt her and start talking about what an awesome comic book series Thor: God of Thunder was, and OMG the God Butcher/Godbomb story arc was just amazing, and Jason Aaron is a ****ing genius -- if anyone can make female Thor work, it's him -- and Esad Ribic's artwork just felt like mythology come to life!

See how she likes it.
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Old 03-20-2015, 08:10 PM   #18739 (permalink)
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how can you hate milos?? your mom is a psycho
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Old 03-20-2015, 08:51 PM   #18740 (permalink)
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how can you hate milos?? your mom is a psycho
She has something against really tall players whose only talent is serving.
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