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Old 02-24-2015, 03:05 PM   #18321 (permalink)
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I absentmindedly put my clipguard on my hair clippers down to 2 instead of 12 and just lost my beard. Super pissed off at myself for being so stupid.
I once accidentally became a skinhead by doing something similar.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-24-2015, 11:53 PM   #18322 (permalink)
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Headphones broke. $60.
Frail POS. Had it for 2 months and I can't refund it because it's past the policy.
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Old 02-24-2015, 11:55 PM   #18323 (permalink)
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Headphones broke. $60.
Frail POS. Had it for 2 months and I can't refund it because it's past the policy.
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Old 02-25-2015, 12:05 AM   #18324 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2015, 12:11 AM   #18325 (permalink)
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Suicide isn't an option. It's a symptom.
Then he should take his medicine.
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Old 02-25-2015, 06:32 AM   #18326 (permalink)
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Old 02-25-2015, 04:12 PM   #18328 (permalink)
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My poor St. Bernard has a yeast infection in her ear and trying to treat it is proving to be difficult. She's just shy of 18 months old and she weighs about 150 pounds and I suspect can pull somewhere between 1500 and 2000 pounds, and when she doesn't want stuff squirted down her ear it's not hard for her to get away.
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Old 02-25-2015, 04:20 PM   #18329 (permalink)
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My poor St. Bernard has a yeast infection in her ear and trying to treat it is proving to be difficult. She's just shy of 18 months old and she weighs about 150 pounds and I suspect can pull somewhere between 1500 and 2000 pounds, and when she doesn't want stuff squirted down her ear it's not hard for her to get away.
Have you ever tried cutting her nails? I've had to actually sit on my St. Bernards just to be able to do that. It's the closest I've ever come to a rodeo.
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Old 02-25-2015, 04:43 PM   #18330 (permalink)
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Have you ever tried cutting her nails? I've had to actually sit on my St. Bernards just to be able to do that. It's the closest I've ever come to a rodeo.
All of a sudden all the scratches I've got from my cat while trying to do this seem insignificant.
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