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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 02-16-2015, 04:50 PM   #18241 (permalink)
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I got a Rush Creek fishing pole rack for Valentines day. Thing's ****in gorgeous, has a skip peel finish and holds like 12 poles. Now I can justify buying 8 more.
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Old 02-16-2015, 06:03 PM   #18242 (permalink)
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My bf told me that yesterday was the annual post-valentine steak-and-blow-job day, but it's actually not until march 14. Ugh.
Steak-and-Blow-Job Day is the same day as Pi Day?
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Old 02-16-2015, 06:03 PM   #18243 (permalink)
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Why was I not informed of this holiday? Then I could have ... uh ... ****.
Because you've never had a girlfriend to tell you about it?
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Old 02-16-2015, 06:31 PM   #18244 (permalink)
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Because you've never had a girlfriend to tell you about it?
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Old 02-16-2015, 09:34 PM   #18245 (permalink)
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Steak-and-Blow-Job Day is the same day as Pi Day?
OMG. **** the patriarchy.







My bf said he's going to invent Cheesecake and Anal Day
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Old 02-16-2015, 09:36 PM   #18246 (permalink)
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Ok. That's just plain gross.
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Old 02-16-2015, 09:37 PM   #18247 (permalink)
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within an hour of my store's restrooms being cleaned and smelling like a lemon's ass, it smelled like plain old ass.

WHY DO OUR RESTROOMS ALWAYS SMELL LIKE SWEATY ASSES? IT'S WINTER FFS.
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Old 02-16-2015, 10:12 PM   #18248 (permalink)
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OMG. **** the patriarchy.







My bf said he's going to invent Cheesecake and Anal Day
To be perfectly honest, I'd be perfectly satisfied to settle for cheesecake. Cheesecake is everything.
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Old 02-16-2015, 10:25 PM   #18249 (permalink)
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I'd hate to have that day with a SO whose lactose intolerant.
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Old 02-16-2015, 10:27 PM   #18250 (permalink)
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I'd hate to have that day with a SO whose lactose intolerant.
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