Too bad we're not lovers so I could constantly dutch oven your ass.

With wind chill, it's currently 39 degrees below zero outside. Thanks to a combination of freezing rain yesterday and high winds at the moment, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about an accident tomorrow. It'll be whiteout conditions on the highway.

Nothing like walking outside and having all of the snot inside your nose instantly freeze.

The trending phrase around Chicago right now seems to be "At least we're not in Boston" which is a pretty stupid way of minimizing the situation. It's going to be minus ****ing ten degrees Fahrenheit here tonight. I can't wait until summer when everyone starts complaining that it's too ****ing hot. **** you in advance.

My bf told me that yesterday was the annual post-valentine steak-and-blow-job day, but it's actually not until march 14. Ugh.

He was gambling on the fact that you'd just take his word and not Google it? He's a very smart man.

:beer:

Why was I not informed of this holiday? Then I could have ... uh ... ****.

We got some laundry done yesterday. I got one shirt and one pair of socks washed. Besides that and what I'm wearing now, all my clothes are somehow nowhere to be found.