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Old 01-28-2015, 01:11 PM   #18121 (permalink)
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Are you having a stroke?
Don't have one. They suck.
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Old 01-28-2015, 01:16 PM   #18122 (permalink)
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Old 01-28-2015, 01:48 PM   #18123 (permalink)
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Don't believe him. He gets to watch TV all day in-between sponge baths from hot nurses. Goldbricking bastard.
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Old 01-28-2015, 05:56 PM   #18124 (permalink)
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Always knew you'd end up as a brain in a jar, Roxy...
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Old 01-29-2015, 12:42 AM   #18125 (permalink)
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I know I got good lookin lobes.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:56 PM   #18126 (permalink)
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Why do women have to turn their head if you make inadvertent eye contact?

Sometimes it's like im parting the sea of women in a hallway or something it's kind-of funny if it wasn't so sad.

If I make eye contact i just look away I don't make a ****ing public spectacle out of it.
Well maybe if you put the binoculars down...
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Old 01-29-2015, 05:59 PM   #18127 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2015, 12:42 AM   #18128 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2015, 11:56 AM   #18129 (permalink)
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This is what fake IDs are for, don't be a bitch.
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Old 02-01-2015, 03:28 PM   #18130 (permalink)
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I'm going to complain about the people complaining about Valentine's Day.
All I ever see on Tumblr or Twitter or any other social media site is hundreds of posts talking about how terrible Valentine's Day is. Valentine's Day is meant for couples, not single people. And that's okay. My fellow peers should be happy that other couples are happy.
The only thing I dislike about Valentine's Day is the people that complain about the holiday. Seriously, that's it.
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