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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes... 30 34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:14 PM   #18091 (permalink)
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I have such a perplexing best friend. He makes me hate myself and love myself all at the same time. He sends me on the wildest roller coasters of emotions, and while it may be my fault for being an unstable *******, he's the only one I know who gets me feeling the way he does. I consider him my best friend, and think I have the most in common with him and share many similar thoughts and interests, but whenever he's around I'm so much more quiet and reserved than I am normally. Honestly I get afraid to say anything around him sometimes. I'm so much more "myself" around others. And for the life of me I couldn't tell you why any of that is.

Yeah yeah yeah "that's the way it is with all friends", don't bother.
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:29 PM   #18092 (permalink)
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i think he was trying to do a **** horse pun
This.
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Old 01-23-2015, 10:31 PM   #18093 (permalink)
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I know it'll affect me sooner or later.
Not gonna happen. You're too aware of the possibility. Gives you the upper hand. Use it.

(Therapist)
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Old 01-23-2015, 11:05 PM   #18094 (permalink)
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Just because you comment on the looks of younger forum women doesn't make you a rapist. Go easy on yourself.
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Old 01-23-2015, 11:06 PM   #18095 (permalink)
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Not just a rapist, the rapist.
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Old 01-23-2015, 11:13 PM   #18096 (permalink)
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Not just a rapist, the rapist.
Thanks man.

(seriously, how are you doing? Hope all is as good as it can be.)
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Old 01-23-2015, 11:32 PM   #18097 (permalink)
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Fine I guess
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:39 PM   #18098 (permalink)
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This evening, my great-aunt succumbed to lung cancer, brought on by a lifetime of smoking. She was the goddamned coolest relative I ever had. She moved up to my little town about a year and a half ago. I hadn't seen her in years, and when my family visited her, she didn't say, "My, how you've grown!" She said, "I'll call you young'n, and you call me ancient." She bought me my first Beatles record.

She was the black sheep of the family. Based on conversations held in hushed tones, I gathered that she was a stripper back in the '60s. She drank, swore, and had a wicked sense of humour.

We bonded instantly - I'd bike over to her house to hang out on the weekends, even bringing a friend at times. The last words she said to me were, "If you ever stop playing piano, I'll come back from hell and break all your fingers."

Rest in peace.

I think I'll go cry myself to sleep now.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:41 PM   #18099 (permalink)
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Dude I'm really sorry for your loss... She sounds like she was a really cool person to be around.
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Old 01-25-2015, 08:56 PM   #18100 (permalink)
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Sorry for your loss too, Pet_Sounds. That's some terrible news .
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