Music Banter - The Bitch Box

I'm sitting at a table in the library, trying to study, and there's some ******* sitting behind me who keeps coughing, like once minute at least for the past twenty minutes. I don't know if he's covering his mouth, but it's not so much the unsanitary thing that's bothering me so much as this guy is just making loud noises at frequent intervals RIGHT THE **** BEHIND ME! Go get a drink of water, you ****ing retard. I'm sure everyone in this library hates you and wishes you would just drop dead already of whatever disease is afflicting you as a punishment from God.

He's probably coughed at least three or four times as I've been writing this. Shut the **** up, asshat!

Edit: Oh a two-for-one. This guy is getting ambitious in his ****tardery.

What a piece of shit. I hope it's pneumonia.

Trollheart

01-14-2015 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1538412)

What a piece of shit. I hope it's pneumonia.

Um, not to be smart, but this from the woman who only a bit back wrote this?

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1537502)

I seriously have to clear my throat a thousand fucking times a day for no fucking reason AND IT'S STARTING TO PISS ME OFF LIKE NOTHING ELSE.

Would have thought you'd have had more sympathy with the guy. Annoying sure, but what if it was you behind Batty? Would you not be doing the same thing?

ladyislingering

01-14-2015 07:43 PM

I'm polite with my throat-clearing. :laughing: I only do it outdoors or away from people because it's not flattering. It's not like a desperate need thing, just an irritation.

Pet_Sounds

01-14-2015 07:48 PM

In my library's "quiet zone" (whispered conversation only etc.), the ventilation system makes steady squeaking noises every four seconds. Good luck studying there.

Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.

The Batlord

01-14-2015 07:53 PM

Yeah, this guy was full on coughing. Any worse and he'd have been hocking a loogie.

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1538426)

Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town.

Any chance you'll be joining them soon?

Pet_Sounds

01-14-2015 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1538429)

Any chance you'll be joining them soon?