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Old 01-03-2015, 10:06 PM   #17901 (permalink)
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The Batlord, he want to bang everybody's mother!
fo' tree fiddy.
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Old 01-03-2015, 10:08 PM   #17902 (permalink)
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you're the kind of guy that writes a girl a very nice letter, but includes the fact that you just masturbated and failed to wash your hands before you wrote it.
What am I, the Queen of England? I'm too lazy to wash my hands. Just give them a good wipe down with a couple tissues and it's all good.

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The Batlord is now officially the creepiest person I know.
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the Batlord wants to bang your mother.
Probably not, actually.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2015, 10:11 PM   #17903 (permalink)
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What am I, the Queen of England? I'm too lazy to wash my hands. Just give them a good wipe down with a couple tissues and it's all good
and those same tissues sit there for a good number of weeks until they're rancid.

we know how you operate.

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Probably not, actually.
you couldn't handle the concept of being at the mercy of a woman much smaller than you.

wouldn't be the first time someone's cried in my bed.

I'd rather cut all my fingers off with a hacksaw than touch someone of your nature, though.
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Old 01-03-2015, 10:21 PM   #17904 (permalink)
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and those same tissues sit there for a good number of weeks until they're rancid.

we know how you operate.
Just remember. I use my computer on my bed. My bed is right next to my waste basket. So in some way, when you read my posts, you are within arm's reach of a pile of dried semen.

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you couldn't handle the concept of being at the mercy of a woman much smaller than you.

wouldn't be the first time someone's cried in my bed.

I'd rather cut all my fingers off with a hacksaw than touch someone of your nature, though.
Actually, that was a shot at his mother's looks. But you are in fact mistaken. I crave a woman to belittle me and strike me across the face.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2015, 10:25 PM   #17905 (permalink)
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Just remember. I use my computer on my bed. My bed is right next to my waste basket. So in some way, when you read my posts, you are within arm's reach of a pile of dried semen.


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I crave a woman to belittle me and strike me across the face.
...did your mother die or something?
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Old 01-03-2015, 10:33 PM   #17906 (permalink)
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...did your mother die or something?
No, she'll be here to train you.
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Old 01-04-2015, 02:44 AM   #17907 (permalink)
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I shouldn't have entered this thread. The last couple of pages were... weird.
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Old 01-04-2015, 06:43 PM   #17908 (permalink)
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
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Sorry. I'd already come up with it by the time I read this sentence.
Incorrect. Violets are in fact violet. That's why they're called violets.
Tosser.
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Old 01-04-2015, 07:26 PM   #17909 (permalink)
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Incorrect. Violets are in fact violet. That's why they're called violets.
Tosser.
And your avatar looks like ****. So we're even.
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Old 01-04-2015, 08:09 PM   #17910 (permalink)
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My neighborhood Safeway has been out of peppermint schnapps for 2 fucking weeks.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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