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Old 01-03-2015, 08:59 PM   #17881 (permalink)
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Have you tried any home-remedies or over the counter medication? I can PM you a recipe for a tea I make myself whenever I get sick, picks me up right quick.
Received. Thanks man, I'll give it a shot.

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also I really wish people would write me poems.

nobody ever writes me poems.

Batlords need not apply because that's just gonna get gross/weird.
I'll do it. Pick your style and give me half an hour.
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:02 PM   #17882 (permalink)
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I'll do it. Pick your style and give me half an hour.
the style is just be a cuteface however you want.
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:06 PM   #17883 (permalink)
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also I really wish people would write me poems.

nobody ever writes me poems.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
**** off.

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Batlords need not apply because that's just gonna get gross/weird.
Sorry. I'd already come up with it by the time I read this sentence.
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Roses are red.
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**** off.



Sorry. I'd already come up with it by the time I read this sentence.
good job.
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:14 PM   #17885 (permalink)
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:18 PM   #17886 (permalink)
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I'd make a good lampshade too.
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:20 PM   #17887 (permalink)
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the style is just be a cuteface however you want.
A chappie once thought about Rissa
And how pleasant it would be to kiss her.
But he realized her heart
Belonged to Bolan, Marc
So he spent all his days as a wisher.

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with Seventies.

EDIT: I actually have written some (in my opinion) decent poetry, when I have time to flesh it out. Last summer, I had a friend ask me to write him a love sonnet for a girl he was swooning over.
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:23 PM   #17888 (permalink)
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I thought it rhymed with Lisa?
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Sorry, I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with Seventies.
OH MY GOD that was adorable!

....where do I sign to adopt you...?

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I thought it rhymed with Lisa?
Nope! It's Rissa, as in Marissa or Clarissa (though I am neither of those!).
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Old 01-03-2015, 09:35 PM   #17890 (permalink)
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OH MY GOD that was adorable!

....where do I sign to adopt you...?
I thought we already had that worked out?
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