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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass? | |||
Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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12-29-2014, 10:28 PM | #17781 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Even Jesus would feel the way I did after a four hour train ride with the little dicknibbler blathering and singing while her mother feeds her fucking ridiculous and obnoxiously annoying nonsense in the form of candy, retarded cuntlicking comments, and Wiggles videos played out on laptop speakers. Buy a pair of goddamn headphones for your little bitch, you shitfetus.
Oh, and that post was made from the bus where we both happened to transfer to. And the two cockwranglers thought it was so nice to sit behind me that they'd try it out again. Hell, I'm a saint for not murdering them. A couple of bruises and trauma builds character anyway, I was doing them a favour.
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12-29-2014, 10:42 PM | #17783 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
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Don't worry, Batlord's like a reverse Beetlejuice. If you make a horribly obvious setup for a ****ty joke just once, he shall appear. But if you or someone else calls his name out after the premise for the contrived attempt at humour comes about, he will slink back into the shadows like the pussy he is.
Of course, now that I've made the theory known, Batlord is far more likely to make an appearance. It's a real Musicbanter-22.
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12-29-2014, 10:51 PM | #17785 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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U's are underused.
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12-29-2014, 11:13 PM | #17786 (permalink) | |
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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