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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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Old 12-29-2014, 10:28 PM   #17781 (permalink)
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Goddamm Satan settle down
Even Jesus would feel the way I did after a four hour train ride with the little dicknibbler blathering and singing while her mother feeds her fucking ridiculous and obnoxiously annoying nonsense in the form of candy, retarded cuntlicking comments, and Wiggles videos played out on laptop speakers. Buy a pair of goddamn headphones for your little bitch, you shitfetus.

Oh, and that post was made from the bus where we both happened to transfer to. And the two cockwranglers thought it was so nice to sit behind me that they'd try it out again.

Hell, I'm a saint for not murdering them. A couple of bruises and trauma builds character anyway, I was doing them a favour.
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Old 12-29-2014, 10:37 PM   #17782 (permalink)
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Queue Batlord in 5, 4, 3...
Oh....oh lord. What have I done?
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Old 12-29-2014, 10:42 PM   #17783 (permalink)
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Don't worry, Batlord's like a reverse Beetlejuice. If you make a horribly obvious setup for a ****ty joke just once, he shall appear. But if you or someone else calls his name out after the premise for the contrived attempt at humour comes about, he will slink back into the shadows like the pussy he is.

Of course, now that I've made the theory known, Batlord is far more likely to make an appearance. It's a real Musicbanter-22.
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Old 12-29-2014, 10:44 PM   #17784 (permalink)
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Tell me, Frown, why do you use the British/Canadian spelling of "humour"? I like it, just curious.
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Old 12-29-2014, 10:51 PM   #17785 (permalink)
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U's are underused.
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Old 12-29-2014, 11:13 PM   #17786 (permalink)
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Don't worry, Batlord's like a reverse Beetlejuice. If you make a horribly obvious setup for a ****ty joke just once, he shall appear. But if you or someone else calls his name out after the premise for the contrived attempt at humour comes about, he will slink back into the shadows like the pussy he is.
If I had fluids in me I'd be pissing myself.
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Old 12-29-2014, 11:42 PM   #17787 (permalink)
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Not in the word "underused".
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Old 12-29-2014, 11:47 PM   #17788 (permalink)
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Old 12-29-2014, 11:51 PM   #17789 (permalink)
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Old 12-30-2014, 12:12 AM   #17790 (permalink)
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I hate that word outside of it's use in video games. Ick.
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