The Batlord

I imagine that's probably true all year round.

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ladyislingering

you've got a point there.

if the work doesn't kill you, the suppressed rage from dealing with idiots all fucking day will.

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Key

Haven't been posting much due to the holidays. Work stress on top of Christmas stress doesn't make it fun to post. Anyway, i'm not dead, in case anybody was wondering.

DwnWthVwls

Why do last minute Christmas shoppers think they are the only ones who forgot/need something? Get that **** done a week in advance if you don't want to deal with the madness!

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Key

I had a thought that stores not including grocery stores should raise the prices on all their merchandise the day before Christmas. That way, the last minute shoppers get screwed.

Frownland

Ja, **** those guys who have to wait for a paycheck to come in.

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ladyislingering

the holiday season bombards me with facebook pictures of everyone else's family and they're all landwhales.

why the fuck is everyone so fat?

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Frownland

If you "could" eat gluten, you'd understand.

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ladyislingering

yeah that'd be nice if gluten didn't destroy the villi in my intestines and rob my body of nutrients through straight up refusal to digest anything.

that'd be real nice.

it would also be cool to not have to yell at people for cross-contaminating food at family gatherings, and it would be cool to be able to go to a restaurant without fear of getting sick.

(tbh I hardly ever eat even gluten-free bread/pastry alternatives because they're just as fattening.)

but I highly doubt that's the reason for the sudden explosion of lardasses.

We went from "I saw a fat person with an ass the size of Neptune" to "everyone's ass is the size of Neptune" in about 15-20 years flat.

It's just kind of astounding how many people are so ridiculously rotund.

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Frownland

It ain't like it used to be, with all the uppers you could take and cigarettes you can chain smoke to curb that pesky waistline while still being able to afford a TV dinner in your sexy new microwave.

But I still think gluten intolerance is largely bs. Sorry you feel otherwise, it's obviously affecting you more than I.

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