You guys act like my mind wouldn't go to a ****ty joke first.

When you go see him you bring him one.

no, we know you're just as fucked up and shitty as we are but we're also sorry for your trouble.

Hells ja, regifting is the business. Thanks man!

last year our district manager gave a ton of us a bunch of cookies and shit.

I regifted them.

I FUCKING REGIFTED THEM BECAUSE I'M A CHEAP FUCKIN BITCH.

worked out really well tbh

Money plus people thinking your being sentimental and ****>being sentimental and ****.

this year I really went the way of the real deal but literally ate like half the sweets I meant to give away because I'm a drunken piece of garbage

I really know that feel. I got my grandma a prewrapped box of truffles an I was stoned as duck thinking 'well ja of course I could take a few'. But that's hit was prewrapped and I was like 'no way I'm too lazy.'

ugh the effort involved in unwrapping and wrapping that shit makes you realize that you don't want the chocolate that badly at all.

I don't know what the **** you people are talking about. I would have been eyeing those truffles like Scarlett Johansson's naked boobies.