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Old 12-17-2014, 11:37 AM   #17631 (permalink)
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what if it turns out the soul is real but instead of going to heaven or hell you just get trapped in your lifeless corpse
I think I just puked in my mouth a little. That would be very unfortunate.
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:45 PM   #17632 (permalink)
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Since when did you need anyone's consent?
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I think I just puked in my mouth a little. That would be very unfortunate.
Well, then at least you'll finally know if the stereotype of morticians being necrophiliacs is true.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:52 PM   #17633 (permalink)
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Well, then at least you'll finally know if the stereotype of morticians being necrophiliacs is true.
Until then I'll pray that you stay away from that field of practice.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:02 PM   #17634 (permalink)
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Don't worry, I don't do blood or exposed flesh.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:06 PM   #17635 (permalink)
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He just does everything they're attached too.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:13 PM   #17636 (permalink)
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Don't worry, I don't do blood or exposed flesh.
In that case I hope my corpse is unrecognizable.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:16 PM   #17637 (permalink)
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How many ways can you let the Bat know that you REALLY don't want to have sex with him.<--- notice there's no question mark. So far, I've counted... a lot.
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Old 12-17-2014, 02:26 PM   #17638 (permalink)
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In that case I hope my corpse is unrecognizable.
As long as I can still wear a blindfold while jerking off into your hair I'm good.
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Old 12-17-2014, 04:07 PM   #17639 (permalink)
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As long as I can still wear a blindfold while jerking off into your hair I'm good.
The hair is all that matters.
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Old 12-17-2014, 04:36 PM   #17640 (permalink)
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Well I'll be dipped in ****. Would you look at that. Hunh. Call pitchfork and let them know they are grossly misinformed.

Deepest apologies my friend.
And since you're all artsy, you should help me out with a logo. The page just looks lame with a blank header like that.
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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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