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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
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12-07-2014, 04:53 AM | #17442 (permalink) |
Remember the underscore
Join Date: Feb 2014
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…and I'm sick yet again this weekend. I've noticed a pattern: Every time I see my date's father, I always end up sick immediately afterward. Maybe I'm allergic to him.
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12-07-2014, 12:41 PM | #17444 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Unfortunately, I went to military school, where there was a high percentage of people going to college, and where I was the only one in my senior class to not graduate. I suspect that any feelings of superiority I direct towards the guy who got into West Point, or the guy who used to complain that he wanted to go to law school but his father was pressuring him to take over his Fortune 500 company, will be nothing but a sad attempt to make myself feel better.
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12-07-2014, 02:13 PM | #17445 (permalink) |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
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Most of the ppl i grew up with got fat and had a bunch of kids and post stupid sh*t on FB.
Where i grew up they were the slim popular kids and i was the chubby kid but now time done flipped the tables and im the slim one and they're the fat ones. My childhood crush grew up to be a christian fanatic, and guess what? she got fat too. I know i sound like a shallow assh*le but most of these ppl gave me a hard time growing up cause i was fat so now i take great pleasure seeing how life pounded the sh*t outta them.
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12-07-2014, 02:14 PM | #17446 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I've always been better than my peers, I don't see that changing in the next ten years.
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12-07-2014, 07:58 PM | #17447 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Yelp.com is a bag of dicks.
We've been getting complaints at work for over a few months now because our hours are outdated. We close at 4. This means no hot food after 3:30. Grills take a long time to clean and a long time to reheat and bitch, I'm going home at 4pm. Don't think you're so special that I'm just gonna accomodate you or that I exist just to make you food and have nothing to do but service your fat pampered ass after hours. We've contacted yelp like 5 times to make the correction and now we're suffering for it with whiny customers.
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12-07-2014, 08:03 PM | #17448 (permalink) | |
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12-07-2014, 08:05 PM | #17449 (permalink) | |
The Sexual Intellectual
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