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View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
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From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility 26 29.89%
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Old 11-30-2014, 08:51 PM   #17281 (permalink)
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There are too many fucking asterisks in people's posts.
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:40 PM   #17282 (permalink)
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What does "to fiend" mean, Batty? Or does that only occur when you're drunk and cigarette-less?
You know what happens to your dick when some chick with DDs bends over in front of you and your eyes bug out of your head and you need to rub your junk all over her face? God damn I need a cigarette.
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:42 PM   #17283 (permalink)
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Tell me about it, yesterday I got drunk and smoked nearly an entire pack.
Oh damn girl I missed you! Whoa.
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Old 12-01-2014, 09:41 AM   #17284 (permalink)
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She's blinking slowly at me to say it's nothing threatening to me but I still am weirded out!
So basically she's smiling at you? Who would blame her? Smile back, and pet her... (almost said "pet here". Though of course if you want to...)
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:08 PM   #17285 (permalink)
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I've been on hold with Planned Parenthood for 45 god damn minutes.
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:11 PM   #17286 (permalink)
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I've been on hold with Planned Parenthood for 45 god damn minutes.
Hang up!

I would pm you your thingy but it won't let me.
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:15 PM   #17287 (permalink)
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Hang up!

I would pm you your thingy but it won't let me.
I can't! It's important!
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Old 12-01-2014, 05:25 PM   #17288 (permalink)
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reasons I really hate winter:
  • due to my schedule I never seem to get to see the sunshine (and when I do, I'm too goddamn tired to care about anything)
  • it's really fucking cold
  • I feel lazy, unmotivated, and depressed for no reason at all
  • I have no interest in things that normally keep me occupied
  • ughhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:15 PM   #17289 (permalink)
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reasons I really hate winter:
  • due to my schedule I never seem to get to see the sunshine (and when I do, I'm too goddamn tired to care about anything)
  • it's really fucking cold
  • I feel lazy, unmotivated, and depressed for no reason at all
  • I have no interest in things that normally keep me occupied
  • ughhhhhhhhhhhh
Add to that all my friends trying to get me to pay $150 to freeze my ass off,stand in line for 80% of the day and sit in traffic for hours for the joy of snowboarding.
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Old 12-01-2014, 06:16 PM   #17290 (permalink)
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Add to that all my friends trying to get me to pay $150 to freeze my ass off,stand in line for 80% of the day and sit in traffic for hours for the joy of snowboarding.
oh god

I'm so sorry.

I couldn't deal with snow again. There's a tiny bit of snow here but it's nothing compared to the awful white hell I've seen.
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