Music Banter - The Bitch Box

You know what happens to your dick when some chick with DDs bends over in front of you and your eyes bug out of your head and you need to rub your junk all over her face? God damn I need a cigarette.

Freebase Dali

11-30-2014 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1516001)

Tell me about it, yesterday I got drunk and smoked nearly an entire pack.

Oh damn girl I missed you! Whoa.

Trollheart

12-01-2014 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1516073)

She's blinking slowly at me to say it's nothing threatening to me but I still am weirded out!

So basically she's smiling at you? Who would blame her? Smile back, and pet her... (almost said "pet here". Though of course if you want to...) :shycouch:

WWWP	12-01-2014 04:08 PM

I've been on hold with Planned Parenthood for 45 god damn minutes.

RoxyRollah

12-01-2014 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1516538)

I've been on hold with Planned Parenthood for 45 god damn minutes.

Hang up!

I would pm you your thingy but it won't let me.

WWWP	12-01-2014 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1516540)

Hang up!

I would pm you your thingy but it won't let me.

I can't! It's important!

ladyislingering

12-01-2014 04:25 PM

reasons I really hate winter:

due to my schedule I never seem to get to see the sunshine (and when I do, I'm too goddamn tired to care about anything)
it's really fucking cold
I feel lazy, unmotivated, and depressed for no reason at all
I have no interest in things that normally keep me occupied
ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Moss	12-01-2014 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1516565)

reasons I really hate winter:

due to my schedule I never seem to get to see the sunshine (and when I do, I'm too goddamn tired to care about anything)
it's really fucking cold
I feel lazy, unmotivated, and depressed for no reason at all
I have no interest in things that normally keep me occupied
ughhhhhhhhhhhh

Add to that all my friends trying to get me to pay $150 to freeze my ass off,stand in line for 80% of the day and sit in traffic for hours for the joy of snowboarding.

ladyislingering

12-01-2014 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Moss (Post 1516638)

Add to that all my friends trying to get me to pay $150 to freeze my ass off,stand in line for 80% of the day and sit in traffic for hours for the joy of snowboarding.

oh god

I'm so sorry.

I couldn't deal with snow again. There's a tiny bit of snow here but it's nothing compared to the awful white hell I've seen.

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