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Old 11-28-2014, 01:03 PM   #17211 (permalink)
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Maybe you should stop listening to so much Beatles, and start bumping some Manowar. Less girly music, and more manly metal might jump-start your immune system.
C'mon, I've got a migraine. I can't take anything harder than cool jazz.
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Old 11-28-2014, 01:05 PM   #17212 (permalink)
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Walking a trail briskly and not paying attention. Stepped into a crevice and *snap*.
Yikes. Hope she recovers quickly.
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Old 11-28-2014, 06:00 PM   #17213 (permalink)
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C'mon, I've got a migraine. I can't take anything harder than cool jazz.
Maybe it's the Kenny G making your brain hurt.
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Old 11-28-2014, 06:49 PM   #17214 (permalink)
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I'm freezing and soaked because my bus was 20 minutes late and weather was fair when I left, so I didn't bring my umbrella.

I need soup and snuggles ASAP.
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Old 11-28-2014, 08:39 PM   #17215 (permalink)
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Maybe it's the Kenny G making your brain hurt.
No man, we're talking Brubeck and Miles.

Would have put on Don McLean, but the tape's messed up and sounds like something Frownland would listen to.
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Old 11-28-2014, 08:49 PM   #17216 (permalink)
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Aww, what's wrong cupcake?
Woke up cranky. When I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, my whole day just seems off. Unfortunately my work productivity wasn't great today but my manager understood.
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Old 11-28-2014, 09:09 PM   #17217 (permalink)
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No man, we're talking Brubeck and Miles.

Would have put on Don McLean, but the tape's messed up and sounds like something Frownland would listen to.
I love when tapes are messed up. My favourite tape I have is a Beethoven collection that has a warped version of Moonlight Sonata. You know me well.
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Old 11-28-2014, 09:51 PM   #17218 (permalink)
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I ate too much chocolate and I have a headache because I'm dehydrated from the runs last night. I took too much laxative. Luckily it's gone now so I can eat but when I woke up I was whiter than a ghost.
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Old 11-28-2014, 10:44 PM   #17219 (permalink)
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You know what really pisses me off when I'm at work (or anywhere else, for that matter)?

When people are in my goddamn way.

I don't know what it is about people being in my way, but there's almost nothing more irritating when it comes to human behavior.

I say "excuse me, sir/ma'am".

They just stand there.

I change my approach. "I'm just gonna slip past you for a sec."

They sort of move their cart/basket/gigantic ass a little bit. Usually in the wrong direction.

I end up testing the limits of agility just to get around them, then end up apologizing because I feel rude for having almost invaded their space despite the fact that they're too goddamn stupid to mind themselves.

Spoiler for Everyone is a Brenda to me.:
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Old 11-29-2014, 09:26 AM   #17220 (permalink)
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Misunderstood a text message from my boss and showed up to work 6 hours early. Scheduled for noon to close, showed up at 6:30 in the morning after stressing mad about being late. I am a moron. >:|
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