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Yes... | 30 | 34.48% | |
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility | 26 | 29.89% | |
Sh...Should I? | 31 | 35.63% | |
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11-28-2014, 06:00 PM | #17213 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Maybe it's the Kenny G making your brain hurt.
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11-28-2014, 06:49 PM | #17214 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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I'm freezing and soaked because my bus was 20 minutes late and weather was fair when I left, so I didn't bring my umbrella.
I need soup and snuggles ASAP.
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11-28-2014, 08:39 PM | #17215 (permalink) |
Remember the underscore
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: The other side
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No man, we're talking Brubeck and Miles.
Would have put on Don McLean, but the tape's messed up and sounds like something Frownland would listen to.
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11-28-2014, 09:09 PM | #17217 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I love when tapes are messed up. My favourite tape I have is a Beethoven collection that has a warped version of Moonlight Sonata. You know me well.
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11-28-2014, 09:51 PM | #17218 (permalink) |
Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
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I ate too much chocolate and I have a headache because I'm dehydrated from the runs last night. I took too much laxative. Luckily it's gone now so I can eat but when I woke up I was whiter than a ghost.
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11-28-2014, 10:44 PM | #17219 (permalink) |
Maelian
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
Posts: 695
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You know what really pisses me off when I'm at work (or anywhere else, for that matter)?
When people are in my goddamn way. I don't know what it is about people being in my way, but there's almost nothing more irritating when it comes to human behavior. I say "excuse me, sir/ma'am". They just stand there. I change my approach. "I'm just gonna slip past you for a sec." They sort of move their cart/basket/gigantic ass a little bit. Usually in the wrong direction. I end up testing the limits of agility just to get around them, then end up apologizing because I feel rude for having almost invaded their space despite the fact that they're too goddamn stupid to mind themselves. Spoiler for Everyone is a Brenda to me.:
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11-29-2014, 09:26 AM | #17220 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 1,322
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Misunderstood a text message from my boss and showed up to work 6 hours early. Scheduled for noon to close, showed up at 6:30 in the morning after stressing mad about being late. I am a moron. >:|
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