The Bitch Box

ladyislingering · 11-25-2014, 11:21 PM

There should be a special asshole tax on everything. If you're a dick to your server/cashier/customer service rep, you're taxed an extra 10% for being an asshole. People would learn some damn manners in no time.

edit: and a noisy/destructive child fee, $10 minimum.

Zhanteimi · 11-26-2014, 12:07 AM

I'm never rude to people servicing me. Mutual respect.

The Batlord · 11-26-2014, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

I think they live much shorter lives so that we can have lots of them in our lifetimes! As it is there's so many of them that can't find homes. Imagine if they lived 60-70 years!

I dig it. I've never had someone important to me die, but I've had many pets that have. It teaches you about loss, but when you get a new pet, it also teaches you that, while you can't replace a dead loved one, there is always a place in your life for another fulfilling relationship with it's own, unique character.

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Yes!! I'm naturally soft-spoken and I try so hard to raise my voice but it just doesn't work. I'm nowhere near as timid as I was in my youth but I don't spend an awful lot of time with smalltalk like most people do.

Trust me, one day with me, and you'd get plenty loud. And no, that isn't a sex thing. You'd just get very, very annoyed.

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Originally Posted by mordwyr

I'm never rude to people servicing me. Mutual respect.

*snort*

DwnWthVwls · 11-26-2014, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Trust me, one day with me, and you'd get plenty loud. And no, that isn't a sex thing. You'd just get very, very annoyed.

When did you get all modest and sh*t?

The Batlord · 11-26-2014, 01:41 AM

DwnWthVwls · 11-26-2014, 01:52 AM

Broken links don't work.

The Batlord · 11-26-2014, 02:15 AM

Link isn't broken. Your computer is just a musty scrotum.

DwnWthVwls · 11-26-2014, 02:48 AM

MB is a musty scrotum. Link works when I copy url but doesnt show in thread.

Chula Vista · 11-26-2014, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It teaches you about loss, but when you get a new pet, it also teaches you that, while you can't replace a dead loved one, there is always a place in your life for another fulfilling relationship with it's own, unique character.

Exactly.

Lil, get a t-shirt that reads:

Please be kind today.
My dick-o-meter is broken.

**Frownland** · 11-26-2014, 02:36 PM

Autocorrect is a drunk man's worst enema.

View Poll Results: Hey. Did you just grab my ass?
Yes...	30	34.48%
From where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility	26	29.89%
Sh...Should I?	31	35.63%
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11-25-2014, 11:21 PM	#17181 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	There should be a special asshole tax on everything. If you're a dick to your server/cashier/customer service rep, you're taxed an extra 10% for being an asshole. People would learn some damn manners in no time. edit: and a noisy/destructive child fee, $10 minimum. __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

11-26-2014, 02:36 PM	#17190 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Autocorrect is a drunk man's worst enema. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-26-2014, 12:07 AM	#17182 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	I'm never rude to people servicing me. Mutual respect.