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Old 11-23-2014, 09:40 PM   #17151 (permalink)
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I hate my landlord's children.

Every single night they're jumping and running around right above my room. One of them always gets hurt. Then the crying. Then the landlord yelling, tryin to figure out who did what. Then the kids lying. Then the scolding. More with the crying. Then peace and quiet. For 5 minutes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it starts all over. Honestly, why do people have babies? I don't even have to take care of the brats and they annoy the crap outta me.

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Old 11-24-2014, 01:22 AM   #17152 (permalink)
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Children are always the spawn of Satan.
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Old 11-24-2014, 11:27 PM   #17153 (permalink)
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My cuntfucking allergies are goddamn brutal today.
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Old 11-25-2014, 05:38 AM   #17154 (permalink)
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My cuntfucking allergies are goddamn brutal today.
Well if they're bothering you so much, then stop fucking cunts.
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Old 11-25-2014, 09:21 AM   #17155 (permalink)
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Seattle ****ing lost it with the rioting.

This is why we can't have nice things.
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Old 11-25-2014, 10:37 AM   #17156 (permalink)
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Well if they're bothering you so much, then stop fucking cunts.
That was such a reach man, you can do better.
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Old 11-25-2014, 10:51 AM   #17157 (permalink)
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Im seriously contemplating joing a militia. ..
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Old 11-25-2014, 11:13 AM   #17158 (permalink)
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That was such a reach man, you can do better.
What are you talking about? It's perfectly reasonable to interpret "cuntfucking allergies" as allergies caused by fucking cunts.
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Old 11-25-2014, 11:22 AM   #17159 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2014, 11:29 AM   #17160 (permalink)
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I was gonna make a lame joke about you being able to DP girls with them.. Thanks batlord for making a bad joke for me.
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