The Bitch Box

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-23-2014, 03:55 AM

that never happens to me cause for some reason when i'm dreaming if my dream is even halfway realistic somehow i still know i'm asleep during the dream. and if it gets boring or doesn't go according to plans i will wake myself up and try to exchange it for another dream.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-23-2014, 03:59 AM

honestly though i see almost all the american people are asleep right now and it probably seems like i've been up all night or something. in reality i'm about to go back to work right now. **** these 12 hour shifts sometimes.

DwnWthVwls · 11-23-2014, 04:06 AM

Not me. I'm awake on purpose! Have fun at work sucker.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-23-2014, 04:25 AM

i'm gonna have a blast man trying to contain my excitement over throwing these boxes on conveyor belts while trying my best not to talk **** for fun out of boredom.

Wpnfire · 11-23-2014, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

What color is the cover? Unless they're trying to scam you with new pressings, there were only two vinyl releases for it before 2003. One of 1000 in '87 when it was released with a pink cover, and another of 1000 in '93 with the regular red.

A pink cover? Who messed that up?

DwnWthVwls · 11-23-2014, 02:42 PM

Had a noise lobotomy today. I was awakened from my nap by the sound of my mother and grandmother on speaker phone talking so loudly I heard them above the tv and on the second floor.

I proceeded to go downstairs to get a drink. I think I just lost 10% of my brain function. It's bad enough having to sit in a room with someone who doesn't shut the fuck up when on the phone, but my god this was indescribably painful.

Pet_Sounds · 11-23-2014, 02:43 PM

You need some Captain Morgan.

DwnWthVwls · 11-23-2014, 02:43 PM

I smoked a bowl instead.

The Batlord · 11-23-2014, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Had a noise lobotomy today. I was awakened from my nap by the sound of my mother and grandmother on speaker phone talking so loudly I heard them above the tv and on the second floor.

I proceeded to go downstairs to get a drink. I think I just lost 10% of my brain function. It's bad enough having to sit in a room with someone who doesn't shut the fuck up when on the phone, but my god this was indescribably painful.

I was totally hoping the second half of the second sentence would be, "... my mother and father on speaker phone having phone sex so loudly...

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 11-23-2014, 03:57 PM

today was one of those days that makes me doubt my atheism and think that in fact there is a god he just has a ****ed up sense of humor and gets bored really easily just like me.

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11-23-2014, 02:43 PM	#17147 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	You need some Captain Morgan. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

11-23-2014, 03:55 AM	#17141 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	that never happens to me cause for some reason when i'm dreaming if my dream is even halfway realistic somehow i still know i'm asleep during the dream. and if it gets boring or doesn't go according to plans i will wake myself up and try to exchange it for another dream.

11-23-2014, 03:59 AM	#17142 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	honestly though i see almost all the american people are asleep right now and it probably seems like i've been up all night or something. in reality i'm about to go back to work right now. **** these 12 hour shifts sometimes.

11-23-2014, 04:25 AM	#17144 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	i'm gonna have a blast man trying to contain my excitement over throwing these boxes on conveyor belts while trying my best not to talk **** for fun out of boredom.

11-23-2014, 03:57 PM	#17150 (permalink)
~~John Wilkes Booth~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,235	today was one of those days that makes me doubt my atheism and think that in fact there is a god he just has a ****ed up sense of humor and gets bored really easily just like me.